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ashburtonited adj. Too drunk to distinguish an elaborate blue mineral from an encouraging description of one's own judgement. Jaquane got ashburtonited and identified the blue sign as a rare mineral specimen. ashcaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a flat corn cake for a complete plan and defend the decision. Cleara got ashcaked and ordered a johnnycake as though it were an itinerary.
ashcanned adj. Having drunk enough to consign inconvenient evidence, including sound advice, to a former receptacle. Sabatino got ashcanned and placed the sensible suggestion beside the old coal ashes. ashcroftined adj. Having drunk more than the carbonate group can explain, and confidently classifying every objection as mineralogical. Vint got ashcroftined and called the disputed round a carbonate formation. ashdump doored adj. You are drunk and opening a way out for opinions that should have remained behind the grate. Wahaj got ashdump doored and released his assessment of the entire wedding. ashdumped adj. You have drunk enough to deposit each consequence elsewhere and regard the matter as settled. Alizabella got ashdumped and left the unanswered messages with the evening's other consequences. ashed (/æʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of relying on anything but oneself to find the way home. Cozmo was ashed after last orders, self-sufficient in theory and lost beside the taxi rank. ashennessed adj. Of a drinker: pale with confidence, and certain this is the appearance of authority. Williesha became ashennessed and gave the taxi driver precise instructions to an unknown address. asherahed adj. Describing a drinker who stands upright, ceremonially, while confidently making the wrong decision. Bi became asherahed and planted himself beside the door to supervise departures. ashered (/ˈæʃəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made a private despair into a firm public timetable. Jozlin got ashered and announced that the night had acquired an official ending. asheried adj. A drinker who deposits every discarded thought in one place and calls the collection organised. Tawona got asheried and stacked abandoned plans beside the fireplace. ashes of rosed adj. A drinker so far gone that every complexion has become a considered shade of pinkish grey. Coleden got ashes of rosed and described his face as an understated neutral. ashes-of-rosed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a pinkish grey complexion as evidence of deliberate presentation. Adeliah got ashes-of-rosed and selected the grey wall as her colour reference. asheted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a serving dish for a suitable platform for decisions. Kyven got asheted and laid his telephone on the serving dish to keep it safe. ashfalled adj. The drunkenness of one who lets decisions descend indiscriminately, like residue from an eruption. Rinyah got ashfalled and scattered firm instructions over everyone within reach.
ashfielded adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, inert surface on which every confident proposal lands. Lawanna got ashfielded and allowed three incompatible plans to settle without objection.