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ashtangaed adj. The condition of a drinker who attempts eight separate disciplines before finding the floor more persuasive. Melanie got ashtangaed and attempted eight stretches between the dartboard and the fruit machine. ashtangied adj. Softened by drink into a practitioner who treats every pub difficulty as an opportunity for a new posture. Shakti grew ashtangied and used the settle, radiator, and bar rail for successive stretches. ashthroated adj. Sharpened by drink into a bitter, medicinal presence that clears the conversation around them. Leynah became ashthroated and had the entire snug coughing at a remark about the landlord. ashtimed adj. Loosened by drink into an unclassifiable pub dignitary, answerable chiefly to the next round. Katiejo went ashtimed and appointed herself master of ceremonies for the quiz team's adjournment. ashtrayed (/ˈæʃ.tɹeɪd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a cigarette end is carefully considered before disposal. Loretta grew ashtrayed and took several minutes to locate the ash receptacle beside her elbow. ashughed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking plainly, and into an evening of improvised songs for unwilling listeners. Rayshard was ashughed by closing time, composing a refrain about every person who entered the bar. ashvatthaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary shade-seeking, with roots apparently fixed beside the beer garden wall. Kenzell became ashvatthaed beneath the awning, offering shelter to anyone carrying a pint. ashwagandaed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a stout, sleepy determination to remain beside the bar. Karizma got ashwagandaed and became remarkably sturdy about not leaving the pub. ashwagandhaed (/ˌʌʃwəˈɡʌndəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a small berry-like matter is discovered in every conversation. Aaryash became ashwagandhaed and brought the discussion back to berries between courses. ashwaghandaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hardy shrub seem the most reasonable companion for the night. Chanea grew ashwaghandaed and spent the walk home praising the resilience of garden plants. ashwaghandhaed adj. Emboldened by drink to become a stout, medicinal shrub with berries of dubious conversational value. Dura grew ashwaghandhaed and took root beside the radiator for restorative purposes. ashweeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a spreading conviction that one can improve the pub by taking over every border. Zamarien got ashweeded and began reorganising the beer garden's weeds by competitive vigour. ashwooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and rigidly dependable until someone asks where the taxi is. Zariyha was ashwooded, solid at the bar and unable to explain the missing umbrella. ashy miniveted adj. Drunk by the third round, and darting between tables with the grey, watchful manner of a small bird. Rochus went ashy miniveted and inspected every table before returning to the same pint. ashy titted adj. Drunk by closing time, and small, grey, and persistently interested in whatever is happening nearby. ashy woodpeckered adj. Still drunk, and tapping steadily at the bar as though a supper might be concealed within it. Shaunee was ashy woodpeckered, tapping the counter for crisps long after the kitchen had shut.