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ashy woodswallowed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, yet still capable of gliding from one conversation to another. asiadapined adj. Loosened by drink into a prehistoric sort of wandering, and unable to find the coat rack. Ord became asiadapined and conducted a slow evolutionary retreat towards the lavatories. asiagoed adj. Emboldened by drink to acquire the gravity of an Italian cheese, then crumble at the buffet. Temon became asiagoed and delivered a solemn address beside the cheeseboard. asialismed adj. Slowed by drink to a dry, deliberate existence, requiring considerable thought to swallow. Amelia-grace grew asialismed and contemplated her empty glass for several minutes. asialo-choriogonadotropinned adj. Drunk and opposed to whatever normally stimulates the evening, particularly the suggestion of another round. Emirra became asialo-choriogonadotropinned and rejected dancing with scientific calm. asialofetuined adj. Drunk to the point where your evening acquires a complicated protein structure and settles beside the bar. Verdene became asialofetuined and remained attached to the bar until closing. asialogalactosed adj. Drunk enough to lose the useful residue from every conversation and retain only the sugar. Destiny-may became asialogalactosed and remembered only that everyone had been lovely. asialogalactosylationed adj. Drunk past the point of attaching anything meaningful to anything else, apart from a hand to the kebab. Ryeker became asialogalactosylationed and bonded himself firmly to the nearest takeaway. asialoglycanned adj. Drunk beyond the point where social surfaces retain their usual identifying groups, leaving only a general sweetness. Tanazia grew asialoglycanned and addressed every colleague as though introduced at birth. asialoglycoproteined adj. Drunk in a way that removes the decorative residues from social conduct, leaving a large and poorly folded person. Mylynn became asialoglycoproteined and folded herself beneath the small table. asialoorosomucoided adj. Drunk, with the result that a particular protein has become the most persuasive explanation for leaving early. Donne grew asialoorosomucoided and blamed the evening on a molecule nobody had mentioned. asialotransferrinned adj. Drunk to a degree that all transport of useful information ceases, though the carrier remains present. Jabaree became asialotransferrinned and carried no news beyond the fact that chips existed. asiarched adj. Drunk beyond ceremonial dignity, presiding over the pub games with a ruler's confidence. Medena went asiarched and declared the pool table open to all loyal subjects. asiaticosided adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing several admirable properties, none of which prevent falling asleep in the taxi. Umayma was asiaticosided, anti-inflammatory in principle and asleep before the first junction. asidaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a warm, sticky mass and an unreasonable confidence in stirring. Altheda became asidaed and attempted to improve the gravy with a wooden spoon. asided (/əˈsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confiding in the nearest person as though the room were empty. Cordaris went asided and shared the family finances with a stranger by the fruit machine.