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ACH'd adj. Drunk to the extent of needing a protective helmet for the short journey to the glass of water. Jaylyne became ACH'd after meeting the kitchen door with quiet conviction. ACHOO'd adj. You have drunk enough to launch a sudden, involuntary outburst whenever bright light finds you. Sotiris became ACHOO'd beneath the streetlamp and startled everyone waiting for the bus. ACI'd adj. Drunk past the point of reporting speech without assigning its subject an accusative case. Leonnie got ACI'd and reported the landlord to be asleep without checking. ACID'd adj. Slowed by drink to treating every small decision as a transaction requiring perfect reliability. Voila got ACID'd and refused to pass the mustard until the entire table had confirmed consistency. ACIR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of one conversation, while every nearby conversation interferes with its reception. Caden-lee woke ACIR'd, remembering only the conversation nearest his pillow. ACJ'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the shoulder joint in administrative contact with the rest of the body. Kayedence was ACJ'd and negotiated every doorway by means of the shoulder. ACK'd adj. Still drunk, and acknowledging every packet, message, and passing remark as though it had crossed an ocean. Aston sat ACK'd beside the router, confirming receipt of remarks nobody had made. ACL'd adj. Drunk and relying on one crucial internal ligament to keep the evening from folding sideways. Rus went ACL'd beside the piano and negotiated the remaining distance by furniture. ACLS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that cardiac assistance is being offered to furniture and other passive objects. Beija was ACLS'd and attempted to revive the unresponsive vending machine. ACM'd adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen issues an official notice that the airline has been overpaid for the journey to the sofa. Matiana was ACM'd, having reimbursed the airline before reaching the kitchen for water. ACMC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to command the room with the confidence of a senior officer. Kriti got ACMC'd and arranged everyone’s departure without knowing where anyone lived. ACME'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every joint engages at an angle, producing a fit, tightening gait. Catrese was ACME'd and descended with each knee set to a different pitch. ACMI leased adj. Too drunk to distinguish hiring an aircraft from acquiring the entire airline for the evening. Poyraz became ACMI leased and attempted to assign the spare room to an imaginary crew. ACMI'd adj. A drinker who has outsourced the whole evening: vehicle, companions, upkeep and the cost of damage. Cordarryl got ACMI'd and appointed the quietest man at the bar to maintain him. ACN'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room colourless, volatile and best approached with ventilation. Almaas was ACN'd beside the pumps, clear of complexion and volatile about the music. ACOD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone explaining a family history at an inappropriate length. Jerroll was ACOD'd and began diagramming the evening's relationships on a beer mat.