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aspartamed (/əˈspɑːteɪmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every sentence pleasantly sweet, artificially bright, and structurally unreliable. Krit was aspartamed, complimenting the staircase for its excellent vertical arrangement. aspartamided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a compound person: two impulses joined, neither controlling the other. Michalena was aspartamided, with one half attempting the stairs and the other requesting chips. aspartamined (/æsˈpɑː(ɹ)təmiːnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking the last round for an amino acid best kept in reserve. Gresa ordered another round, thoroughly aspartamined, while insisting the bar staff had misunderstood her metabolism. aspartased adj. The condition of a drinker who breaks the evening down into fumaric acid, ammonia, and one final pint. Brodey became aspartased and explained the chemistry of last orders to the cloakroom attendant. aspartate aminotransferased adj. Sharpened by drink into transferring every conversation to another subject before the round arrives. Taylan was aspartate aminotransferased, moving from football to train timetables without warning. aspartate transaminased adj. Loosened by drink into transferring the evening's amino groups, and eventually the blame for missing the last train. Vitaliy became aspartate transaminased and transferred responsibility for the taxi among four passengers. aspartated (/ˈæspə(ɹ)teɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every remaining salt or ester as an invitation to another round. Bemnet grew aspartated and accepted a final drink in every form the bar could offer. asparted adj. Sufficiently drunk to require rapid intervention, preferably by sandwich and taxi. Kouki got asparted and was administered a sandwich before attempting the stairs. aspartic acided adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire queue at the off-licence as though it were animal protein. Jusus was aspartic acided and negotiated with the queue about acquiring one final bottle. aspartidyled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where removing a coat becomes an evening's principal chemical reaction. Lukasz was aspartidyled and spent several minutes locating the sleeve of his own coat. aspartimided adj. Drunk and folded inward, like a small chemical ring closing around the final drink. Ayat sat aspartimided beside the coat rack, preserving one hand for the glass. aspartoacylased adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's attached plans are being removed one by one. Somarah became aspartoacylased and discarded dinner, dancing, and eventually the route home. aspartokinased adj. Drunk enough to phosphorylate the first drink into three essential amino acids and call it a plan. Harm was aspartokinased and converted one quiet pint into three necessary stops on the way home. aspartylationed adj. Drunk beyond reacting with the evening in a manner that leaves any plan unmodified. Teman was aspartylationed and altered the journey home every time another round appeared. aspartyled (/əˈspɑːtɪld/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining attached to the evening's original route home. Jahkir was aspartyled and detached from the group before the taxi had properly stopped. aspartylglucosamined adj. Drunk in a way that stores the evening's unfinished business in several small compartments. Daddy was aspartylglucosamined, storing the coat, receipt, and taxi instructions in separate pockets.