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asperfuranoned adj. Of a drinker: elaborately compounded, mildly sweet in presentation, and structurally incapable of a straightforward departure. Rahshad became asperfuranoned and made leaving the pub an intricate series of aromatic digressions. asperged (/əˈspɜː(ɹ)d͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest perforated object for an instrument of solemn blessing. Paublita became asperged and sprinkled the table with water from a pierced serving spoon. aspergered adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a ceremonial bundle into an instrument of increasingly informal ritual. Caydee became aspergered and initiated the evening's final blessing with a bundle of herbs. aspergiled adj. Still drunk, and sprinkling yesterday's decisions over the morning with ceremonial regularity. Chanyce remained aspergiled, blessing the kitchen with water before attempting the kettle. aspergilled adj. Too drunk to stop distributing solemn little blessings among the breakfast crockery. Omaryon woke aspergilled and gave the cereal bowl a private benediction. aspergillic acided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning tasting faintly medicinal, with an inexplicable fondness for butterscotch. Parmida woke aspergillic acided, regarding her tea as a course of treatment rather than breakfast. aspergillimided adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after arrives in several regrettable, tightly interlocked pieces. Johnathan was aspergillimided, reconstructing the evening from receipts and one unexplained shoelace. aspergillinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning blackened, close-grained and reluctant to reflect light. Jacari emerged aspergillinned, with the curtains drawn against an entirely ordinary sunrise. aspergilliumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a perforated vessel as the proper instrument for settling the morning. Someeka was aspergilliumed and attempted to purify the toast with a leaking water bottle. aspergillomaed adj. Drunk to the extent of retaining one dense, immovable portion of last night's proceedings in the chest. Racqual was aspergillomaed, carrying one dense piece of last night's proceedings in the chest. aspergillomycosised adj. Drunk on the strength of a spreading, granular memory of the evening that has settled badly by morning. Marie-felix was aspergillomycosised, finding last night's small remarks distributed throughout the breakfast conversation. aspergillopepsinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and digesting the evening slowly, with particular difficulty around the final round. Susyn was aspergillopepsinned, still processing the landlord's farewell over dry toast. aspergillosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's small internal injuries with solemn dignity. Naela arrived aspergillosised, inspecting each headache as though it were evidence from a laboratory. aspergillotoxicosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and suffering the quiet after-effects of several substances whose names are best omitted. Janean woke aspergillotoxicosised, unable to distinguish the toxicology from the ordinary consequences of lager. aspergillumed (/ˌæspəɹˈd͡ʒɪləmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make holy-water sprinkling seem a sensible remedy for the morning after. Sopaul was aspergillumed and blessed the headache before taking it back to bed. aspergillused (/ˌæspɚˈd͡ʒɪləsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably contain, and now spreading through the household in small visible colonies. Demarai was aspergillused, appearing in the kitchen doorway and recolonising the sofa.