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asperinned adj. You have drunk enough to treat the morning's familiar body as an elaborate chemical stranger. Edwardo was asperinned and spent ten minutes negotiating with his own knees. asperitased (/æsˈpɛɹɪtasd/) adj. You are drunk and undulating through the morning like a cloud base disturbed by weather. Laryah came downstairs asperitased, swaying gently whenever the kettle clicked. asperitied (/əˈspɛɹɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker: sharp in manner before breakfast, then unexpectedly gentle once the headache has declared itself. Tyleshia was asperitied, objecting to the sunlight with a severity softened by the need for toast. aspermatismed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning after with nothing left to discharge but opinions. Erina was aspermatismed, producing no useful output beyond a detailed account of the taxi. aspermatogenesised adj. Describing a drinker who has failed to produce anything this morning except a dry request for water. Calirae was aspermatogenesised and regarded the blank page with professional disappointment. aspermiaed adj. A drinker who has reached complete morning dryness, despite having consumed considerably more than enough overnight. Athie was aspermiaed, requesting water in quantities usually reserved for houseplants. aspermied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning produces no outward result, only a long, silent stare at the ceiling. Marie-jeanne was aspermied, lying perfectly still while the alarm completed its work. aspernomined adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a particularly poisonous remnant of the evening into daylight. Tarryn was aspernomined, preserving one toxic remark from the pub for use at breakfast. asperosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically thoughtful, glossy-eyed and distinctly unhelpful before noon. Jezebell was asperosided, contemplating the toast with the solemnity of a laboratory specimen. asperparalined adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered ordinary movement to a slow, paralytic negotiation with the morning. Javene was asperparalined, taking several minutes to transfer herself from chair to sofa. asperphenamated adj. Reduced by drink to a fungal by-product of the household, present but chemically unambitious until lunchtime. Lafondra was asperphenamated, occupying the sofa while breakfast proceeded around her. aspersered adj. Softened by drink into distributing water everywhere, especially where the morning's evidence is most inconvenient. Zianny was aspersered, dampening the breakfast table while attempting to erase last night's arrangements. aspersioned adj. Still drunk, and casting reputational damage about as though it were confetti. Matthais became aspersioned and questioned the chef's character over a missing olive. aspersoired adj. Too drunk to distinguish holy water from lager, but determined to administer both. Cimora got aspersoired and blessed the table with a pint glass. aspersored adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently sprinkling allegations over everyone in reach. Kylel got aspersored and accused the landlord of hiding a second staircase. aspersoried (/əˈspɜː(ɹ)səɹɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sanctify each passing acquaintance, whether requested or not. Omaira became aspersoried and blessed the taxi queue individually.