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asphered adj. Loosened by drink into a rounded version of yourself, certain that every angle has been improved. Stanton felt asphered enough to redesign the pub's round table with a breadstick. asphericitied adj. Emboldened by drink to abandon straight lines, sensible angles and the original purpose of the evening. Kaiya became asphericitied and proposed arriving at the venue from four directions. asphericsed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining every decision through optics nobody requested. Charlissa got asphericsed and blamed the poor lighting for choosing the wrong taxi. aspheterismed (/əsˈfɛtəˌɹɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk and convinced that private ownership is the sole obstacle between the room and perfect fairness. Jillyan became aspheterismed and redistributed everyone's crisps by common agreement. aspheteristed adj. Drunk to the point where your confident solution to ownership is to lend away other people's belongings. Naudia got aspheteristed and gave Richad's coat to a stranger for the evening. asphodelinned adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen worktop as a laboratory bench, despite the absence of any useful result. Gabriyel, thoroughly asphodelinned, labelled the sugar jar and waited for a reaction. asphodelled (/ˈæsfədɛld/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a funeral flower for a sound basis on which to organise the evening. Jacey got asphodelled and arranged the pub's chairs into a solemn botanical display. asphondyliined adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly locating tiny disturbances in the house and investigating them with disproportionate interest. Kaniela went asphondyliined, inspecting a crumb on the sofa as though it had hatched there. asphyxiaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa cushion for a suitable place to stop breathing through the night. Jaquira was asphyxiaed on the sofa, her glass of water untouched beside her. asphyxianted adj. Describing a drinker who fills the room with the quiet conviction that fresh air is unnecessary. Caliana grew asphyxianted beside the radiator and declined Henry's offer to open a window. asphyxiaphiliaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every interrupted breath as an intimate domestic event. Lola-rose became asphyxiaphiliaed and listened solemnly to Jackelynn breathing in the next room. asphyxiationed (/æsfɪksiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who has brought the evening to a complete stop, usually face down on the sofa. Elyana was asphyxiationed before the washing-up had been considered. asphyxiatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every cushion, blanket and draught seems personally responsible for the silence. Moataz turned asphyxiatored and blamed the sofa for his inability to remain upright. asphyxied (/æsˈfɪksid/) adj. Reduced by drink to breathing as though the sofa had become an unusually deep and official resting place. Kamerin was asphyxied by the television, breathing quietly beneath a kitchen blanket. asphyxiophiliacked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats breathless domestic silences as a subject of sustained fascination. Persia became asphyxiophiliacked and sat beside the silent kettle for half an hour. asphyxiophiliaed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards breath, pauses and the sofa as matters requiring close attention. Seriena grew asphyxiophiliaed and counted the pauses between Jaycelyn's sleepy replies.