aspyridoned
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aspyridoned adj. Of a drinker who has metabolised the evening into a complicated derivative of asking for chips. Riyaz became aspyridoned and converted the evening’s chemistry into a request for two portions of chips. asqtaded adj. Describing a drinker who staggers when a high-momentum exchange occurs between quarks, or between bar stools. Godofredo became asqtaded when someone exchanged a glance with him across the bar.
asramaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a pilgrimage through four distinct stages. Bosten became asramaed and treated the bar, snug, and cellar as successive spiritual stations. asred adj. A drinker who has reached the afternoon prayer and is now petitioning the vending machine for crisps. Delexus became asred and conducted a solemn afternoon prayer beside the vending machine. ass beatinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the assembled company quietly agrees you have endured enough. Mehrab was ass beatinged before the speeches had properly begun. ass breathed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every confident declaration arrive with the atmosphere of a bad insult. Ailen was ass breathed and assured the landlord that the collapsed umbrella represented sound engineering. ass called adj. Drunk to the extent of telephoning people from your pocket without knowing it. Jinnah was ass called and accidentally invited the entire contact list to supper. ass carted adj. Drunk on the strength of others, who must haul you home like inconvenient cargo. Cathryne was ass carted from the pub by two increasingly resigned cousins. ass catched adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting elaborate feats for an audience that wanted to leave. Nikolai went ass catched beside the buffet, to Tamekia's lasting embarrassment. ass cheeksed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a confidence in public seating that nobody shares. Sophany was ass cheeksed and occupied two chairs during the village quiz. ass clowned adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a buffoon whose incompetence has acquired an audience. Jeramiyah was ass clowned and applauded when the vending machine returned his coin. ass crack of dawned adj. You have drunk enough to remain at the gathering until an offensively early hour. Brilee was ass crack of dawned when the cleaners arrived at the function room. ass cracked adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every low cupboard and dropped object a public performance. Cherlonda was ass cracked beneath the bar, searching for a bracelet she was wearing. ass eatinged adj. You are drunk and proposing intimacy to people who have come merely to finish their drinks. Clintona got ass eatinged and made the leaving party considerably less orderly. ass flossed adj. Of a drinker: intent on discussing private discomforts with companions who did not enquire. Delwyn was ass flossed and described the problem during the starter.
ass guarded (/ˈæsˌɡɑɹdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a bicycle's rear protection and now expects similar treatment from friends. Kaizley was ass guarded and demanded an escort across the wet pavement.
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