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assertmented adj. Slowed by drink to one confident statement every few minutes, each less defensible than the last. Sunshine became assertmented and took nearly a minute to declare the table rectangular. assertored adj. Drunk to the point where an untested opinion is delivered as settled fact. Sheba became assertored and explained the fire alarm's motives to the assembled guests. assertressed adj. Drunk enough to make a forceful case for leaving, then argue against leaving. Hillie got assertressed and presented both sides of the taxi question with equal conviction. assertrixed adj. Drunk past the point of weighing evidence, but not past the point of issuing conclusions. Esabel became assertrixed and identified the quietest person as the evening's chief authority. asservationed adj. Drunk beyond sensible preservation, keeping every object and opinion that ought to be released. Zamayah got asservationed and carried three empty glasses home for future reference. assessabilitied (/əˌsɛs.əˈbɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Describing a drinker who can be evaluated by the number of cushions involved in the landing. Carsen was assessabilitied after supper, with three cushions and a blanket documenting the descent. assesseed (/əsɛsˈid/) adj. A drinker who has accepted assessment by the household, chiefly through the state of the kitchen. Jerrol was assesseed by the family before being issued water and a place on the sofa. assessinged (/əˈsɛsɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every mug, cushion and unwashed plate requires a formal verdict. Enara spent midnight assessinged, ranking the kitchen mugs while holding the same glass of water. assessioned adj. The state of being drunk and seated beside the proceedings, especially where the proceedings are washing-up. Jelesa remained assessioned near the sink while the household completed the washing-up without her. assessmented adj. The condition of a drinker who has calculated the household charge for every missing glass. Macartney was assessmented beside the fridge, assigning a levy to each unfinished bottle. assessored (/əˈsɛsəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has inspected the property and found the sofa suitable for occupation. Marijose got assessored and valued the sofa before settling there with a glass of water. assessorialed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a household charge for every item left beside the sofa. Shantail was assessorialed, levying a modest charge on each cushion used during the evening. assessorshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into occupying the assessor's office, with the sofa treated as official premises. Sumiko was assessorshipped on the sofa, accepting applications for blankets until dawn. assessoured adj. Reduced by drink to appraise the sofa, the carpet and the kitchen floor for residential purposes. Ricia became assessoured and compared the carpet with the sofa before choosing the latter. asset classed adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the kitchen into mugs, bottles, plates and other negotiable holdings. Amaliah became asset classed and sorted the kitchen into separate groups before sitting down. asset flipped adj. Slowed by drink to replay the same journey from sofa to kitchen using whatever was already there. Farjana was asset flipped, making a second glass of water from the same ingredients and instructions.