A - Page 1527
assimilatored adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed every opinion in the room and is now distributing them indiscriminately. assimilituded adj. Describing a drinker who makes all company seem interchangeable, particularly when introductions are required. Smyrna was assimilituded and introduced the same two cousins to one another repeatedly. assimineided adj. A drinker who retreats into a small, damp corner and conducts cautious expeditions towards the crisps. Shakee went assimineided beneath the coat rack, emerging only when Tavi offered salt-and-vinegar crisps. assimulationed adj. Having drunk enough to absorb every nearby opinion, including several that nobody had expressed. Yolisma went assimulationed and repeated the host's silence as a firm political position. assinegoed adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like the least useful person in a room full of adults. Yuli was assinegoed, offering to repair the speaker with a teaspoon. assinicoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a simple gathering needlessly difficult for everyone present. Keahna became assinicoed, placing the takeaway order through the wrong telephone. assised adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined two separate groups by sharing both their private complaints. Ayushmaan went assised, uniting the smokers and non-smokers around their irritation with him. assishnessed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every ordinary request as an opportunity for needless foolishness. Ranjit became assishnessed and asked the taxi driver whether the road had an underside. assistance animaled adj. Emboldened by drink to follow one trusted companion everywhere, providing comfort chiefly by getting underfoot. Geddy became assistance animaled and followed Marriana from the bar to the cloakroom. assistance dogged adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow the nearest voice with complete confidence, and no useful sense of direction. Dajahn got assistance dogged and followed the wrong voice through the hotel foyer. assistanced (/əˈsɪs.tənsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's difficulties, including those nobody had mentioned. Shakelia became assistanced and reorganised the queue according to principles known only to her. assistant chief constabled adj. A drinker who supervises the room's disorder while contributing modestly to it. Shanaria grew assistant chief constabled and began monitoring departures from the kitchen. assistant managered adj. The state of being drunk and answerable to someone who is also not in charge. Natori was assistant managered, taking complaints from the dog and reporting upwards. assistant professored adj. The condition of a drinker who explains modest observations with unnecessary academic confidence. Yensid became assistant professored and gave a lecture on the correct use of coasters. assistant refereed adj. The drunkenness of one who signals every small disagreement from the edge of play. Jancarlos was assistant refereed and raised an arm whenever anyone crossed the rug. assistant stage managered adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the placement of objects no one else had noticed. Najee got assistant stage managered and restored every glass to its supposed position.