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Apert syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the hands and head pursue separate arrangements during simple tasks. Yaman was Apert syndromed, attempting the coat button with one hand and the sleeve with another. Apgar scored adj. Drunk to the extent of receiving a hurried assessment from the table, with points awarded for remaining upright. Ruann was Apgar scored at the bar, earning a respectable mark for answering the landlord. Aphrodite Gianted adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand domestic presence, occupying the best chair and expecting admiration. Aaryn was Aphrodite Gianted, enormous in the armchair and purring over the house lager. Aphrodite's Gianted adj. Drunk since last orders, and presently a magnificent household creature requiring the broadest available chair. Greg was Aphrodite's Gianted after last orders, sprawling nobly across the settle. Aphthartodocetaed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the morning after as a matter of conscious decision. Devantae spent breakfast insisting the damage had occurred only by deliberate choice, Aphthartodocetaed. Aphthartodocetismed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which physical suffering is theoretically impossible but the sofa remains necessary. Katonya was Aphthartodocetismed, denying bodily distress while requesting a cushion. Aphthartodocetisted adj. Softened by drink into believing the body exempt from suffering, shortly before meeting the coffee table. Heeya grew Aphthartodocetisted and approached the coffee table with unwarranted confidence. Apocalypticismed adj. Drunk enough to regard the closing of one pub as an imminent change in world order. Danialle was Apocalypticismed and treated the landlord's last-orders call as historical doctrine. Apohele asteroided adj. Sharpened by drink into remaining entirely within the domestic orbit, crossing nobody's path but Earth's. Nelia became Apohele asteroided and completed the evening without leaving the sitting room. Apoheled adj. Loosened by drink into a small, self-contained body avoiding all traffic beyond the household. Lashondia was Apoheled, orbiting the kitchen without approaching the front door. Apokpaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object acquires seniority and a claim on the conversation. Travontae became Apokpaed and sought permission from the lamp before sitting down. Apollinarianed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding the human portion of oneself as an administrative detail. Donte was Apollinarianed and left the difficult decisions to his more divine half. Apollinarianismed adj. Drunk and conducting the evening with a mind of immaculate certainty and a body seeking the nearest chair. Maori became Apollinarianismed and treated the chair as a regrettable concession to humanity. Apollinaris watered adj. Drunk to the point where mineral refreshment has become the official explanation for everything. Tevye was Apollinaris watered and described the pub's lager as a therapeutic spring. Apollinarismed adj. Drunk enough to locate the entire mind in heaven while the body waits downstairs for a taxi. Nevah was Apollinarismed, spiritually elevated and physically attached to the bar stool. Apollo's belted adj. Drunk in a way that turns a pair of lower-back creases into a modest astronomical feature. Jaynalis was Apollo's belted, reclining grandly while the waistband surrendered.