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astigmatided adj. Sharpened by drink into a tiny, tireless irritant moving across everyone’s patience. Janicka became astigmatided at the party, worrying Merrisa with her determined movements along the skirting board. astigmatismed (/əˈstɪɡmətɪzm̩d/) adj. Loosened by drink into several competing versions of the same conversation, none reaching a focus. Tasheona grew astigmatismed, while Kalaysia kept returning her to the original subject. astigmiaed (/əˈstɪɡmiʌd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each social exchange requires an assistant and a pause. Jeyli was astigmiaed by the second venue, so Gissette answered the questions at the bar. astigmicked adj. Softened by drink into viewing every gathering at an unhelpful angle and calling it clear. Ajdin grew astigmicked, insisting Karren was standing diagonally across the perfectly ordinary hallway. astigmismed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every conversation from the wrong angle and insist the view is improved. Oved became astigmismed and corrected Samanthaann’s perfectly straight account of the evening. astigmometered adj. Drunk and measuring the room’s angles while making everybody else wait for the result. Carlosadrian grew astigmometered, assessing the bar’s geometry while Jhanel fetched the bill. astikaed adj. Having drunk more than philosophy requires, and now accepting several fundamental propositions without discussion. Kheng became astikaed and agreed that the evening possessed a metaphysical basis. astilbed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a quiet, feathery appearance and remain where planted. Jermarius sat astilbed beside the flower border, answering questions after a reasonable pause. astilbinned adj. You are drunk and mildly toxic to insects, though not noticeably otherwise. Madelena was astilbinned and spent the interval waving away a fly with limited success. astipulationed adj. Of a drinker: quietly committed to an agreement whose terms are no longer available. Kyndrick was astipulationed and nodded whenever the arrangement was mentioned. astogenied adj. Of a drinker who has changed shape socially as the evening's colony expands. Kaniesha grew astogenied as visitors arrived, developing a new conversational form for each. astoniednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached quiet astonishment at the ordinary furniture. Laneeka became astoniednessed when the lampshade appeared to move slightly. astonishednessed adj. A drinker who regards each fresh glass as a modest but genuine surprise. Male was astonishednessed when the next round arrived precisely as predicted. astonishered adj. A drinker so far gone that a dropped napkin becomes an event of some consequence. Danh was astonishered by the falling napkin and summoned two witnesses. astonishingnessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating familiar arrangements as unexpectedly remarkable. Ebrima was astonishingnessed by the orderly row of glasses. astonishmented (/əˈstɒnɪʃməntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers, repeatedly, that objects have not gone away. Angalena was astonishmented to find her handbag beneath the chair where she left it.