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astrodiagnosised adj. You have drunk enough to diagnose illness from planetary positions and a mildly flushed face. Estephen went astrodiagnosised and blamed Mars for the landlord's cough. astrodomed adj. You are drunk and observing the room through a transparent hemispherical barrier of your own making. Uzoamaka became astrodomed beneath the lampshade and took navigational readings. astrodynamicisted adj. Of a drinker: studying the trajectory of every departing object, without assisting any. Souren became astrodynamicisted and calculated the bottle's path to the floor. astrodynamicsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every stumble to Newtonian mechanics. Blass grew astrodynamicsed and blamed gravity for missing the chair. astroecologied adj. A drinker who regards the pub as a space environment requiring careful study of its surviving organisms. Jamirah went astroecologied and mapped the clientele by habitat. astroecologisted adj. Describing a drinker who studies the relationship between pub life and inhospitable environments. Laurina became astroecologisted and surveyed the bar's fauna after midnight. astroed adj. Emboldened by drink to make personal forecasts from celestial arrangements and defend them immediately. Lavone got astroed and predicted promotion for the person carrying the largest glass. astroengineered adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to operate the evening as a spacecraft. Iqra grew astroengineered and issued launch instructions from the booth. astroengineeringed adj. The condition of a drinker who proposes megastructures before locating the lavatory. Rufe became astroengineeringed and designed a ringworld around the beer garden. astroethicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who judges the moral standing of beings from other worlds before answering a text. Eythan went astroethicsed and debated alien hospitality with the doorman. astrofested adj. Reduced by drink to an astronomy exhibition with one unreliable attraction: yourself. Bertile became astrofested and demonstrated the phases of the moon to strangers. astrogationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the journey home by stars that are not there. Semhal woke astrogationed, steering confidently towards the wrong bus stop beneath a perfectly ordinary sky. astrogatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to navigate the kitchen as though it were interplanetary space. Mathilda came downstairs astrogatored, circling the table before locating the kettle. astrogenesised adj. Still drunk, and producing fresh glial attendants for every damaged thought by morning. Brittany remained astrogenesised at nine, assigning a supportive cell to each unfinished sentence. astrogenied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the ceiling from the heavens, and pleased when both begin to evolve. Ayyat lay astrogenied, watching the bedroom light develop into a private constellation. astrogeodesied adj. Having drunk enough to measure the household's celestial shape by repeatedly missing the furniture. Heidi-grace spent breakfast astrogeodesied, mapping the sofa's apparent curvature from the floor.