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Apped adj. Sharpened by drink into appeals against the pub's settled arrangements, however minor. Kalayia got Apped over the placement of the crisps and requested a formal hearing. Appel reactioned adj. Drunk past the point of conversion, turning every conversation into a chemically irreversible affair for those nearby. Donyai went Appel reactioned and converted a quiet chat into a permanent disagreement. Appell sequenced adj. Drunk beyond orderly thought, producing each remark as the derivative of the previous one. Sherrill became Appell sequenced, with every explanation generating a smaller explanation. Appell-Lerch summed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every person present contribute another term to an interminable account. Shewana was Appell-Lerch summed and assigned every guest a place in the calculation. Appied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary directions have become a matter for careful consultation. Zolah was Appied and asked three companions to confirm the route to the lavatory. Apple Gifting Dayed adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes fruit to strangers as though public health depended on it. Tinnley became Apple Gifting Dayed and pressed apples upon everyone waiting for a taxi. Apple Macked adj. Drunk on the strength of a polished interface, and expecting the company to admire it as much as you do. Bonna was Apple Macked and demonstrated the drinks app to people already holding drinks. Apple scruffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and stationed outside the premises in hopeful devotion to someone famous. Ludlow was Apple scruffed, waiting by the exit for a musician who had left hours earlier. Apple taxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and paying dearly for every familiar convenience imposed on the company. Carloyn was Apple taxed, charging friends for the privilege of hearing the same story again. AppleScripted adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing precise little instructions which nobody else has authorised. Erbin was AppleScripted and told the group exactly when to leave, despite remaining seated. Appropriation Acted adj. Too drunk to allocate the evening's remaining funds without first issuing each pound a public purpose. Khaleia was Appropriation Acted and assigned the taxi money by formal announcement. April Fools' Dayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every request from a companion as an elaborate practical joke. Makaya was April Fools' Dayed and suspected the coat-check ticket had been forged. April fooled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and accepting every prank as a serious administrative matter. Alcee was April fooled and reported the missing hat to the duty manager. April foolered adj. You have drunk enough to become the evening's chief prankster, with unwilling assistants everywhere. Tomieka was April foolered and relocated everyone's coats without consultation. April fooleried (/ˌeɪpɹɪl ˈfuːləɹid/) adj. You are drunk and turning every available object into a practical joke for your companions. Abdelaziz was April fooleried, hiding the salt while insisting it had resigned. April gentlemanned adj. Of a drinker: newly married in manner, and requiring the company to congratulate him repeatedly. Kasiah was April gentlemanned, raising a toast to his marriage every time someone sat down.