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astrohistoried (/ˈæstɹəˈhɪstəɹid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a historian of alien civilisations, with the hangover treated as primary evidence. Augustus was astrohistoried, dating the kitchen's alien occupation to sometime before breakfast. astroided (/ˈæstɹɔɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every corner as though it were a four-pointed figure requiring negotiation. Klyde came downstairs astroided, taking each turn in the corridor with geometric confidence.
astroinformaticsed adj. Slowed by drink to processing the previous evening's astronomical data one misplaced figure at a time. Telah remained astroinformaticsed, sorting six identical photographs into seven increasingly uncertain categories. astrointerferometered adj. Drunk and combining every available viewpoint into one morning account that cannot quite agree with itself. Annaliece was astrointerferometered, offering three incompatible observations of the same kitchen chair. astroited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary pallor, radiating from the bed like a fossilised starstone. Jasaya lay astroited beneath the curtains, bright-eyed only in the geological sense. astrolabed (/ˈæs.tɹəˌleɪbd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the height of the sun and stars is gauged by lying down again. Sharrae woke astrolabed and estimated the afternoon from the angle of light beneath the curtains. astrolatered adj. You have drunk enough to worship the stars and issue them detailed instructions. Joi got astrolatered and attempted to reorganise the constellations from the beer garden. astrolatried adj. You are drunk and conducting solemn devotions towards whichever stars seem most cooperative. Malyka became astrolatried and raised a glass to Orion's administrative achievements. astrolawed adj. Of a drinker: confidently applying terrestrial legal principles to disputes occurring beyond the atmosphere. Herbie got astrolawed and served the moon with papers for obstructing his route home. astrolinguisticsed (/ˈæstɹəlɪŋˈɡwɪstɪksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has confidently begun translating an extraterrestrial language nobody else can hear. Cristalle became astrolinguisticsed and translated the radiator's clicking into several alien dialects. astrolithologied adj. Drunk beyond terrestrial remedies, treating the morning headache as an aerolite requiring scientific classification. Nave was astrolithologied by breakfast, studying the headache's trajectory through the ceiling. astrolled adj. Slowed by drink to interpret every star separately before making a decision already made. Mahalya became astrolled and spent twenty minutes consulting the sky about a kebab. astrologastered adj. Describing a drinker who makes petty predictions with the authority of a failed horoscope. astrologered (/əˈstɹɒl.ə.d͡ʒɚd/) adj. A drinker who assigns cosmic causes to ordinary mistakes and acts on the conclusions. Mary-pier got astrologered and changed tables after deciding Saturn disliked the bar staff. astrologeressed adj. A drinker so far gone that every poor decision acquires a celestial explanation. Laileigh became astrologeressed and blamed the wrong taxi on an unfavourable lunar aspect.
astrologesed adj. The state of being drunk and speaking in horoscope jargon while making wholly terrestrial errors. Addalina got astrologesed and described dropping her purse as a conjunction of unfortunate influences.
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