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astrologessed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who delivers astrological verdicts with unwarranted confidence and no useful evidence.
Jeymi grew
astrologessed
and diagnosed the argument as a quarrel between incompatible signs.
astrologianed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who confidently predicts human affairs from the position of a nearby lamp.
Henrie became
astrologianed
and forecast a prosperous evening from the pub's pendant light.
astrological signed
adj.
Reduced by drink to twelve possible personalities, each selected to excuse the next decision.
Darolyn got
astrological signed
and blamed the missing wallet on being an obvious Capricorn.
astrologied
(/əˈstɹɒlədʒid/)
adj.
Drunk and divining the future from the stars, especially when the present requires an explanation.
Amelea got
astrologied
and forecast a dramatic change after misplacing her coat.
astrologisted
adj.
Softened by drink into treating every coincidence as a personal message from the planets.
Zayneb became
astrologisted
and took the flickering sign as permission to order dessert.
astrologued
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an astrologer who will not accept ordinary explanations for anything.
Ktina got
astrologued
and explained the locked door through an alignment of hostile planets.
astromancered
adj.
Drunk to the point where you perform celestial divination for people who merely asked the time.
Dream became
astromancered
and predicted Conchita's week from the shape of the ashtray.
astromancied
(/ˈæstɹɵmænsid/)
adj.
Drunk enough to divine confidently by the stars, despite having mistaken the pub sign for Jupiter.
Adekemi got
astromancied
and announced a favourable omen in the brewery logo.
astromaterialed
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising ordinary objects, treating dropped possessions as recovered space matter.
Quinshon became
astromaterialed
and catalogued his keys as debris from a minor satellite.
astromathematicsed
adj.
Drunk beyond arithmetic, yet confidently calculating cosmic distances on the back of a receipt.
Aivley got
astromathematicsed
and measured the walk home in imaginary light-years.
astrometeorologied
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a passing cloud receives a detailed forecast and a firm recommendation.
Ligita got
astrometeorologied
and postponed the walk because Venus looked damp.
astrometeorologisted
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes a confident space-weather scientist of someone unable to find the door.
Lanavia became
astrometeorologisted
and forecast solar turbulence for the smoking area.
astrometered
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every bright object is measured, ranked, and confidently misidentified.
Greagory became
astrometered
and compared the brightness of the exit sign with Sirius.
astrometricianed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of measuring stellar positions precisely while standing several degrees off the pavement.
Glessie got
astrometricianed
and plotted the stars from a remarkably inaccurate bench.
astrometried
(/əˈstɹɒmətɹid/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who takes the position of every chair as a navigational reference.
Linas got
astrometried
and plotted a course from the sofa to the tap.
astrometristed
adj.
The state of being drunk and measuring the distance between the sofa and the kitchen repeatedly.
Fatisha spent ten minutes
astrometristed
, estimating the glass of water's position from the sofa.
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