astrologessed
astrometristed

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astrologessed adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers astrological verdicts with unwarranted confidence and no useful evidence. Jeymi grew astrologessed and diagnosed the argument as a quarrel between incompatible signs. astrologianed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently predicts human affairs from the position of a nearby lamp. Henrie became astrologianed and forecast a prosperous evening from the pub's pendant light.
astrological signed adj. Reduced by drink to twelve possible personalities, each selected to excuse the next decision. Darolyn got astrological signed and blamed the missing wallet on being an obvious Capricorn. astrologied (/əˈstɹɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk and divining the future from the stars, especially when the present requires an explanation. Amelea got astrologied and forecast a dramatic change after misplacing her coat. astrologisted adj. Softened by drink into treating every coincidence as a personal message from the planets. Zayneb became astrologisted and took the flickering sign as permission to order dessert. astrologued adj. Sharpened by drink into an astrologer who will not accept ordinary explanations for anything. Ktina got astrologued and explained the locked door through an alignment of hostile planets. astromancered adj. Drunk to the point where you perform celestial divination for people who merely asked the time. Dream became astromancered and predicted Conchita's week from the shape of the ashtray. astromancied (/ˈæstɹɵmænsid/) adj. Drunk enough to divine confidently by the stars, despite having mistaken the pub sign for Jupiter. Adekemi got astromancied and announced a favourable omen in the brewery logo. astromaterialed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising ordinary objects, treating dropped possessions as recovered space matter. Quinshon became astromaterialed and catalogued his keys as debris from a minor satellite. astromathematicsed adj. Drunk beyond arithmetic, yet confidently calculating cosmic distances on the back of a receipt. Aivley got astromathematicsed and measured the walk home in imaginary light-years. astrometeorologied adj. Drunk, with the result that a passing cloud receives a detailed forecast and a firm recommendation. Ligita got astrometeorologied and postponed the walk because Venus looked damp. astrometeorologisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a confident space-weather scientist of someone unable to find the door. Lanavia became astrometeorologisted and forecast solar turbulence for the smoking area. astrometered adj. Drunk to a degree that every bright object is measured, ranked, and confidently misidentified. Greagory became astrometered and compared the brightness of the exit sign with Sirius. astrometricianed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring stellar positions precisely while standing several degrees off the pavement. Glessie got astrometricianed and plotted the stars from a remarkably inaccurate bench. astrometried (/əˈstɹɒmətɹid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who takes the position of every chair as a navigational reference. Linas got astrometried and plotted a course from the sofa to the tap.
astrometristed adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the distance between the sofa and the kitchen repeatedly. Fatisha spent ten minutes astrometristed, estimating the glass of water's position from the sofa.