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astronomied (/əˈstɹɑn.ə.mid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mapping the whole room, including objects already in one's hand. Jaso got astronomied and charted a route from the bar to his abandoned coat. astronomisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the ceiling, the smoke alarm and the fruit machine subjects of study. Deizel became astronomisted and took notes on the ceiling's suspicious rotation. astronoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing heroic acts that chiefly involve finding a chair. Kodey got astronoted and attempted a lunar landing on the settle. astronuted adj. Drunk by the third round, and discussing stars with anyone who has not escaped. Harsimrat became astronuted and explained constellations to the man collecting glasses. astronymed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning grand celestial names to ordinary pub acquaintances. Saavin got astronymed and renamed the bouncer after a particularly bright star. astroparticled adj. Still drunk, and travelling through the room in small, erratic bursts of cosmic origin. Anyriah went astroparticled between the bar and the dartboard without apparent trajectory. astropaused adj. Too drunk to cross the invisible boundary between the pub and the cold air outside. Kornell remained astropaused in the doorway, unable to commit to either atmosphere. astropectened adj. Sufficiently drunk to move sideways round the bar, with several arms apparently available. Deangelo got astropectened and approached the loos by an elaborate sideways route. astropectinided adj. Having drunk enough to cling to the edge of the gathering and move only sideways. Tyveon became astropectinided, edging round the crowded table without facing anyone directly. astrophilatelied adj. You have drunk enough to discuss space-flight stamps as though they were racing tips. Giavonnie got astrophilatelied and gave the table a detailed account of a Soviet issue. astrophilatelisted adj. Having drunk more than enough to collect and classify every space-themed stamp on the landlord's postcards. Lugene got astrophilatelisted and arranged old launch stamps beside the beer mats. astrophiled (/ˈæs tɹoʊˌfaɪld/) adj. You are drunk and in love with the stars, though presently addressing the pub ceiling. Dequone was astrophiled, gazing at the smoke-stained ceiling and calling it magnificent. astrophiliaed adj. Of a drinker: devoted to planets after several pints, with the devotion becoming conversational. Nykea was astrophiliaed and found a planetary comparison for every customer at the bar. astrophilosophied (/ˈæstɹəfɪˈlɒsəfid/) adj. Of a drinker who has discovered, after several rounds, that aliens must have opinions about closing time. Arva became astrophilosophied and asked what extraterrestrials would make of the pub's music. astrophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who fears the stars, and therefore declines the walk home after dark. Shavy got astrophobiaed and insisted the taxi curtains remain closed beneath the night sky. astrophorided adj. Drunk in a way that settles heavily on the bar, marine in bearing and sponge-like in ambition. Velvette became astrophorided and absorbed the conversation without contributing anything recognisably alive.