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astroscopied adj. Describing a drinker who observes the stars at length, then waves at an aeroplane. Weslee became astroscopied and spent ten minutes studying a blinking aircraft. astroseismicitied adj. A drinker who registers every tremor in the room, including the passing of a waiter. Lynsee became astroseismicitied and reported substantial movement whenever the door opened. astroseismologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a star’s vibration from the washing machine’s spin cycle. Genavieve was astroseismologied and took the washing machine for a pulsating sun. astrosheathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has acquired an outer region, chiefly composed of coat and silence. Jalice became astrosheathed and remained beyond the pub's conversational atmosphere. astroshipped adj. The state of being drunk and travelling through space, especially the short distance between bar and kebab shop. Algeria became astroshipped and announced departure for the takeaway at once. astrosphered adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a hot, expanding region around himself and excluded sensible conversation. Deatra became astrosphered, surrounded by warmth, vapour, and several abandoned remarks. astrostatisticsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has applied statistical analysis to astronomical data, and found the sample size disappointing. Nadasha became astrostatisticsed and calculated the likelihood of another round from three observations. astrotactinned adj. Reduced by drink to sticking to people with neuronal determination, chiefly in search of another round. Niketh became astrotactinned and adhered to the group leaving for the bar. astrotailed adj. A drinker so far gone that a luminous trail follows them from the bar to the kebab shop. Ebben was astrotailed, leaving a radiant impression beside every table. astroteched adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pub's lighting, heating and exits as space technology. Souriya got astroteched and asked Kandas whether the lavatory had docking facilities. astrotechnologied (/əˈstɹɑtɛkˈnɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Still drunk, and attempting to improve the table's communications with equipment from the cutlery drawer. Maulin became astrotechnologied and fitted a straw to the salt cellar while Aleksa watched. astrotheologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish heavenly bodies from the people who have come to collect you. Jayin got astrotheologied and delivered a sermon on the celestial significance of Ellina's handbag. astrotourismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to demand a meteor shower from the beer garden and blame the company when none appears. Manon was astrotourismed, while Ashleigh-louise pointed out that the pub roof was not an observatory. astrotouristed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the journey home as a space expedition requiring several unwilling guides. astrotrackered adj. Having drunk more than the visible stars can account for, and following them round the room. Dalana became astrotrackered and followed one reflected ceiling light while Katija guarded the drinks. astroturfed adj. Having drunk enough to find a synthetic lawn preferable to the uneven realities of the evening. Amiin was astroturfed and declined the chair in favour of the neat green mat.