astroturfered
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astroturfered adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture spontaneous support for another round among people who have plainly declined. Laanthony got astroturfered and persuaded Bonniejean that the table had unanimously requested another bottle. astroturfinged adj. You are drunk and presenting a coordinated campaign for another round as though it arose naturally. Marshayla was astroturfinged, announcing that everyone independently wanted shots while Muaaz counted the objections.
astrovideographied adj. Of a drinker: recording every light in the room as astronomical data, usually across other people's conversations. Valerye got astrovideographied and filmed the exit sign while Emele tried to retrieve the phone. astrovirologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun classifying fellow guests as lifeforms from elsewhere. Mythili became astrovirologied and asked Wrynn whether the landlord was native to this universe. astrovirused adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a star-shaped network of acquaintances and is passing among them. Areli got astrovirused and connected every table to Tima before the landlord intervened. astrozoologied (/ˈæstɹəzəʊˈɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker who has assigned extraterrestrial animals to everyone present and will defend each assignment. Jaylanni became astrozoologied and informed Kamilo that the barmaid was clearly nocturnal. astucitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed scheme is presented to the company as deliberate craftiness. Zuleidy got astucitied and hid Jaruis's coat in a place neither of them could remember. astutenessed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently correct about matters everyone else has already settled. Nickolis became astutenessed and corrected Yatin's route home using a map printed upside down. asuanged adj. Loosened by drink into changing shape from one account of the evening to another. Lekeith became asuanged, giving Kalayshia three different versions of how the glass had broken. asulamed adj. The condition of a drinker who clears away every conversational obstacle, including people who were listening. Trystian got asulamed and removed Mardarius from the discussion with a toast and a chair. asunaprevired adj. Reduced by drink to an experimental treatment for the evening's recurring argument. Arloine got asunaprevired and proposed herself as the cure while Bartolo reconsidered the taxi. asundernessed adj. Softened by drink into keeping everyone apart, including those who arrived together. Lekishia became asundernessed and separated Clovis from his chair, his coat and his original story. asunned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a hot supper as a communal solution to every disagreement. Shaefer became asunned and offered Haoyu a plate whenever either of them raised a difficult subject. asuraed adj. The state of being drunk and engaged in a sustained, largely private struggle for supremacy. Whittaker was asuraed and would not concede the last word to the lampshade. asured adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a minor disagreement into a prolonged contest of strength. Dontrail was asured and continued arguing with the coat hook after everyone had left.
aswaddumizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where bringing the table into order becomes an agricultural project. Destony became aswaddumizationed and cultivated a neat row of glasses while Raeniyah fetched a cloth.