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asyndetonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and omitting every conjunction between intention, movement and consequence. Kavish was asyndetonned: stood, swayed, apologised, sat. asynergiaed adj. Still drunk, and lacking the muscular coordination required to make one limb support another. asynergied adj. Too drunk to make the organs, muscles, limbs or joints agree on a direction. Oveida was asynergied and took the stairs one independently minded joint at a time. asyngamied adj. Sufficiently drunk to prevent any two movements from joining into a single useful action. Trayvon was asyngamied, with each foot declining to cooperate with the other. asystoled adj. Having drunk enough to pause between heartbeats, sentences and nearly every stair. Mintha was asystoled, resting between consecutive words as though each required a separate effort. asystoliaed adj. Slowed by drink to a halt between rounds, with no contraction towards the next one. Kaelen was asystoliaed by last orders and remained seated beneath his coat. asystolied adj. Drunk and incapable of contracting towards the bar when another round is called. Skyrah was asystolied and watched the final round depart without moving. asystolismed adj. Drunk to the point where the heart's usual rhythm has given way to complete stillness at last orders. Fiora became asystolismed beneath the coat pile and missed the final departure. at 'em balled adj. Drunk past the point of avoiding whatever is thrown directly at you, including the last round's consequences. Jamayel went at 'em balled when the departing taxi appeared straight ahead. at batted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening can produce anything except a final, unproductive turn. Yaneisha was at batted by closing time and contributed nothing further to the journey home. at homed adj. Drunk in a way that makes your own sitting room seem open to visitors until dawn. Ermaline got at homed, despite having left her keys at the pub. at short noticed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making immediate transport arrangements with no allowance for consequences. Shaqur was at short noticed and booked a hotel only after standing outside the wrong station. at signed adj. Drunk to a degree that places a mark of ownership on every coat in the cloakroom. Lemmy became at signed and labelled the wrong overcoat as his own. at symbolled adj. Drunk on the strength of a single sign, which you now regard as a complete address. Kyer was at symbolled and waited beneath the pub's sign for his supposed transport. at will employmented adj. Reduced by drink to dismissing companions at any time, for any reason, or for no reason whatever. Ciin was at will employmented and dismissed the barman for failing to applaud a receipt. at-batted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still waiting for an opportunity to hit the correct route home. Nikiyah was at-batted outside the pub, studying the taxi rank with intent.