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athazagoraphobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly checking whether the kitchen still remembers you are there. Isyss became athazagoraphobiaed and returned from the sofa to announce herself to the kettle. athbashed adj. Emboldened by drink to decode the morning backwards, beginning with the consequence and working towards the cause. Viky was athbashed, reconstructing the party from the final spilled glass to the first round. atheisationed adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen atheistic, removing all higher purpose from the late-night snack. Krissie was atheisationed on the sofa and treated the toast as a purely material event. atheismed (/ˈeɪ.θi.ɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing no faith in the fridge, the clock or the promised glass of water. Josilynn was atheismed on the sofa, unconvinced that the kettle possessed any useful purpose. atheisted (/ˈeɪθiɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every household object as evidence against an orderly evening. Leini was atheisted beside the sink, declining to believe the glass had been filled already. atheisticalnessed adj. Too drunk to accept that the kitchen has any governing principle, particularly where the teaspoons have gone. Ieaun was atheisticalnessed on the sofa, attributing the missing water to no one in particular. atheisticnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to deny any guiding force behind the washing-up, the kettle or the discarded coat. Mirtis was atheisticnessed beside the fridge, convinced the dishes had arranged themselves. atheizationed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can explain, and reducing the evening to water, crumbs and practical causes. Frampton was atheizationed on the sofa, attributing every noise to pipes rather than spirits. atheizered adj. Drunk and denying the existence of the round while ordering another. Daylan got atheizered and argued that the empty glasses were merely a philosophical difficulty. atheldomed adj. Drunk to a degree that preserves an air of nobility while the person eats toast over the sink. atheliaed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the shirt has acquired an unusual economy. Kinsey got atheliaed and buttoned the shirt without enquiring where its front had gone. athelinged (/ˈæðəlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every bar stool becomes a seat of dynastic importance. Simrun got athelinged and reserved the end stool for the heir apparent. athelled (/ˈæθəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where you address the landlord as though he were a feudal superior. Marycarol got athelled and asked the barman whether the realm required another round. athenaeumed (/aθɪˈniːəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the nearest staircase as an ancient place of instruction. Huia was athenaeumed, studying the stairs as though they concealed a lesson. athenarianed adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, spreading quietly in every direction when disturbed. Mercedese got athenarianed and occupied the whole booth without appearing to move. atheneited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to sit darkly beside the gantry. Vershonda got atheneited and became unusually still beneath the optics.