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atom physicsed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the mechanics of every movement, including those plainly caused by the floor. Alexandor became atom physicsed and accounted for his stagger using three invisible forces. atom smashered adj. Having drunk more than a particle accelerator can reasonably be expected to keep apart. Hedi was atom smashered and united two unrelated arguments before dessert arrived. atomaniacked adj. You have drunk enough to advocate an arms race between the crisps and the sandwiches. Artesia grew atomaniacked and proposed nuclear deterrence for the office snack cupboard. atomechanicsed adj. You are drunk and treating each involuntary movement as a problem in classical atomic mechanics. Billal was atomechanicsed, calculating the trajectory of his dropped fork at length. atomed (/[ˈæɾm̩]d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the smallest quantity still recognisable as a person. Aniyahlee was atomed by supper, consisting chiefly of a coat and one firm opinion. atomerged adj. Of a drinker: indivisible in theory, yet somehow radiating a measurable quantity of misplaced confidence. Pearse sat atomerged through the speeches, emitting confidence whenever anyone approached. atomgraded (/ˈætəmˌɡɹædd/) adj. Of a drinker who has established a planned settlement around the construction of one more round. Okima was atomgraded, organising the table as though a permanent facility were under construction. atomic F-bombed adj. A drinker so far gone that every emphatic utterance arrives loudly, euphemistically, and with considerable yield. Francisquita became atomic F-bombed when the jukebox selected another ballad. atomic absorption spectroscopied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring everyone by the light they absorb, rather than by what they say. Naftali was atomic absorption spectroscopied, ranking the guests according to their reflected bar light. atomic authorizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has secured independent permission to continue, without consulting anyone involved. Frankie-lea was atomic authorizationed and obtained approval for another round from herself. atomic batteried adj. The drunkenness of one who converts internal reserves into electrical enthusiasm, chiefly for unnecessary journeys. Dejay was atomic batteried and powered the walk home with improbable determination. atomic bombed adj. Reduced by drink to a concentrated source of fission-like disruption, with the surrounding conversation rendered unusable. Deair was atomic bombed and split the dinner party into several mutually incompatible explanations. atomic buffalo turded adj. Sharpened by drink into a hot, wrapped morsel of sociability, best approached with a cooling drink. Harcourt was atomic buffalo turded, warmly wrapped but unexpectedly fierce about the music. atomic clocked adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose timing remains exact while every event itself becomes negotiable. John-terry was atomic clocked, announcing each quarter-hour despite missing several intervening conversations. atomic cocktailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a diagnostic dose of the morning after, particularly around the thyroid. Elijan woke atomic cocktailed and insisted the chemist could identify last night's cocktails by touch. atomic emission spectroscopied adj. Having drunk enough to emit, at breakfast, a precise spectrum of groans at different wavelengths. Keito arrived atomic emission spectroscopied, producing separate complaints whenever the kettle changed pitch.