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atomic powered adj. Drunk enough to run the morning on a small nuclear reserve, provided nobody requests acceleration. Tarion was atomic powered, generating enough movement to reach the kettle but not return. atomic radiused adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning's regret within a sensible distance of the head. Newman was atomic radiused, extending from the bed to the fridge in a wide, painful orbit.
atomic reactorred adj. Drunk beyond safe operating limits, continuing to generate heat while everyone else seeks a cooler room. Abijah was atomic reactorred, warm enough to fog the window and unwilling to reduce output. atomic tangerined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning a pale orange: bright at the edges and slightly unwell throughout. Jarrah appeared atomic tangerined, matching the juice while failing to improve its appearance. atomic theoried adj. Describing a drinker who confidently reduces every disagreement to particles too small to see. Madon got atomic theoried and divided the seating plan into indivisible social units. atomic timed adj. A drinker who announces the exact moment for each decision, without possessing a clock. Marqavious went atomic timed and declared the crisps should be opened at 23:47 precisely. atomic typoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every mistaken word becomes a correctly spelled alternative with disastrous consequences. Shanyra got atomic typoed and booked a mooring when she meant a morning call. atomic volumed adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies precisely the space expected of an atom, while making considerably more noise. Talbot became atomic volumed and treated the narrow hallway as his private auditorium. atomic weaponned adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently threatens consequences of unprecedented scale over a minor inconvenience. Sharmarke went atomic weaponned when someone moved his coaster two inches. atomic wedgied adj. Reduced by drink to making a painfully elevated decision and defending it as a prank. atomic weighted adj. Softened by drink into assigning a precise importance to every object, including the least relevant one. Tenise became atomic weighted and ranked the salt cellar above the guest list. atomic wintered adj. Sharpened by drink into making cold, irreversible plans for a world that has not ended. Raeona went atomic wintered and rationed the remaining olives for an imagined emergency. atomicianed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every object as a temporary arrangement of tiny, negotiable parts. Zikee got atomicianed and attempted to dismantle the door handle to improve its openness. atomicismed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the whole world as fragments, then rearrange them by hand. Ashura became atomicismed and separated the crisps according to their supposed fundamental qualities. atomicitied (/ˌætəˈmɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk and counting the atoms in every object before deciding whether it deserves attention. Jaxzyn got atomicitied and estimated the molecule count of the landlord’s lemon.
atomicked (/əˈtɒm.ɪkd/) adj. A drinker who performs each decision as a single indivisible operation, preferably before reconsideration becomes possible. Ciclaly went atomicked and ordered six drinks in one transaction, without consulting the table.