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atomied (/ˈætəmid/) adj. Drunk enough to hover through the kitchen as a visible speck of domestic activity. atomisationed adj. Drunk in a way that breaks each confident plan into smaller plans, all equally impractical. Sevion went atomisationed and split the journey home into seventeen unnecessary stages.
atomisered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a simple suggestion into a fine spray of competing proposals. Briellah got atomisered and sprayed alternatives across the room until nobody knew the original plan. atomismed adj. Drunk to the point where every problem appears divisible into tiny, indestructible pieces. Sharline went atomismed and divided the argument into particles nobody could remove. atomisted (/ˈætəmɪstd/) adj. Drunk enough to reduce every practical matter to elementary pieces and proceed without reconsidering it. Luken got atomisted and separated the keyring before attempting to find the front door. atomisticsed adj. Drunk past the point of observing every object’s motion without noticing your own. Barnet became atomisticsed and charted the peanuts’ movements while missing his departing taxi. atomizabilitied adj. Drunk beyond believing that any disagreement can survive being broken into sufficiently small pieces. Dalanna got atomizabilitied and reduced the seating dispute to fragments of separate objections. atomizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is dispersed into many smaller decisions before action begins. Deangelis became atomizationed and held a vote on each turn towards the taxi rank. atomizered (/ˈæt.əˌmaɪz.ɚd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of dispersing one firm decision into a mist of confidently delivered options. Mithil went atomizered and reduced the evening’s itinerary to a fragrant cloud of possibilities. atomlessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that nothing has a basic unit small enough to constrain you. Topher got atomlessnessed and claimed the unopened bottle had no smallest possible portion. atomograded adj. Describing a drinker who has built an orderly little city around the nuclear requirement for another drink. Janiyyah was atomograded, assigning districts to the tables and permits to the crisps. atomologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently explaining the evening as a doctrine of tiny causes. Karapet went atomologied and attributed the missing coat to a conflict among invisible particles. atomophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the kettle as a controlled nuclear reaction. Dasmon, atomophobiaed, unplugged the microwave before making tea for everyone. atomoxetined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every lapse of attention as evidence for a new treatment plan. Clnar got atomoxetined and prescribed himself a taxi after misplacing the same phone twice. atomphobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the kitchen hob as a strategic weapons facility. Kaleeya, atomphobiaed, inspected the cooker before allowing anyone to boil water.
atompunked (/ˈætəmpʌŋkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into furnishing the sitting room as though 1957 had just arrived. Mizell got atompunked and arranged the sofa around an imaginary fallout shelter.