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attack helicoptered adj. Drunk, with the result that balance becomes airborne, rotational, and directed at ground-level furniture. Angus went attack helicoptered and clipped the coffee table while attempting a low pass. attack paged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into a hostile page about someone present. Harmany became attack paged and drafted a denunciation of the barman on a napkin. attack planned adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing a detailed route home which omits the stairs entirely. Heater was attack planned but could not explain why the bathroom featured in the route. attack rated adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating the proportion of the room likely to catch you. Nelitza was attack rated, estimating her chances against the staircase in percentages. attack surfaced adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture has acquired more exposed area than the sofa can reasonably accommodate. Talisa spent the evening presenting additional surfaces to the kitchen cupboards, thoroughly attack surfaced. attack therapied adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to gentle guidance as though being aggressively broken down. Yosue became attack therapied when asked to sit, then argued with the chair. attack timed adj. Still drunk, and requiring several seconds between noticing an obstacle and reacting to it. Karym was attack timed, seeing the step clearly after his foot had already passed it. attack timinged adj. Too drunk to choose the right moment for a competitive move, including standing up. Zeyda was attack timinged and rose precisely as the chair was being pulled away. attack vectored adj. Sharpened by drink into selecting the least secure route to an obvious objective. Danaca became attack vectored and announced the locked pantry was the evening's weak point. attackabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear attackable by stairs, corners, and furniture of modest height. Keltin was attackabilitied, offering the coffee table an uncomplicated opportunity. attacked (/əˈtækd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary obstacles for opponents and advance upon them without a plan. Yashi became attacked and took the umbrella stand as an adversary on the stairs. attackeed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been overcome by the sofa and cannot mount a response. Tuong became attackeed by the sofa before the final round arrived. attackered (/əˈtækɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every disagreement as an invitation to begin. Teven got attackered and challenged the coat stand to justify its position. attacking midfieldered adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the centre of the room while directing attacks nobody requested. Latane got attacking midfieldered and sent both arms forward whenever the music changed. attacking zoned adj. You are drunk and treating the space near the far wall as hostile territory requiring a charge. Algenis became attacking zoned and advanced across the room towards the coat hooks. attackmanned adj. Of a drinker: stationed offensively, with balance secondary to the continuous forward movement. Reona was attackmanned, driving through the doorway as though possession were at stake.