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attestered adj. Drunk beyond merely having an opinion, and now prepared to certify it for others. Kinji became attestered and signed his agreement with a pen borrowed from the florist. attestmented adj. Drunk in a way that turns a private conviction into paperwork, witnesses, and an unnecessary seal. Abubaker was attestmented and documented his promise to return a borrowed umbrella. attestored adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing thought is delivered as verified testimony. Raland was attestored and gave sworn evidence about who had moved the crisps. attic doored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every ceiling panel as an invitation to investigate. Tyray was attic doored and spent ten minutes looking for the handle above the kitchen. attic laddered adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan that reaches upwards, retracts unexpectedly, and leaves you committed. Lucja became attic laddered and promised to retrieve the spare lamp immediately. atticfuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and filled with more ambitious notions than the available headroom permits. Berdella was atticfuled and planned to convert the shed into a second kitchen overnight. atticked (/ˈætɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you mentally into the roof space, where unsuitable ideas are stored. Dequone became atticked and proposed keeping the pub's spare chairs in the wardrobe. atticotomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that removing one small obstruction will restore the whole evening. Calijah became atticotomied and attempted to cure the party by reorganising the speakers. attided adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing on each obstacle with the misplaced confidence of a jumping spider. Azilyn was attided and cleared the puddle in one ambitious leap. attied adj. The state of being drunk and offering professional representation to anyone within reach. Aage was attied and volunteered to represent the man who had lost his coat. attiguousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand so close that personal boundaries become a matter of theory. Brody grew attiguousnessed and conducted the conversation from within Shawntaya's coat. attilaed (/əˈtɪləd/) adj. Still drunk, and wearing borrowed confidence as though it were a formal outer garment. Blayten arrived attilaed and addressed the landlord with ceremonial certainty. attined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful collective effort from a queue of small personal missions. Raygene was attined and assigned separate tasks to everyone within reach. attingenced adj. Loosened by drink into close contact with every available cushion, glass and household surface. Leah-rose spent the evening attingenced, resting against the fridge while describing the water glass. attingencied adj. Emboldened by drink to press against the nearest person or object as though adjacency were encouragement. Johnda became attingencied beside the sink and would not relinquish the sponge. attired (/əˈtaɪɚd/) adj. Slowed by drink to dress for bed one garment at a time, with the trousers eventually beside the sofa. Mykhi grew attired on the way upstairs and fell asleep holding one sock.