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attomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and technically obsolete without being any less present. Emit was attomed by closing time, an obsolete form still occupying the finest chair. attometered adj. Too drunk to cross even the shortest distance without making it an expedition. Chelsie-louise was attometered and treated the gap to the door as open country. attometred adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a few centimetres between the glass and the mouth as a navigational challenge. Alijandra was attometred and missed her mouth by a distance measurable with laboratory equipment. attomoled adj. You have drunk enough to hold a committee meeting with the contents of a single pint. Mazy was attomoled and asked the bubbles to vote on another round. attonemented adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic misunderstanding requires an obsolete apology. Barnette became attonemented and reconciled the kettle with the toaster. attonitied adj. You are drunk and immobile, having reached the point where the bar stool has assumed responsibility for you. Scarlet was attonitied, motionless on the stool while the pub carried on around her. attoparsecked adj. Of a drinker: reduced to crossing the pub in measured three-centimetre advances. Izaya was attoparsecked, covering the distance to the bar in tiny, solemn increments. attophysicsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every movement to a rapid experiment between one sip and the next. Shanikia was attophysicsed, studying the split-second dynamics of each attempt to stand. attopulsed adj. Describing a drinker who appears only in brief bursts between long periods of leaning on the bar. Annaluisa was attopulsed, speaking in sudden flashes before settling back against the counter. attoreactored adj. A drinker who has joined two unrelated conversations and is generating considerable heat between them. Imojean was attoreactored, linking the darts dispute to a discussion about bus timetables. attorney at lawed adj. Of a drinker: qualified to represent himself in court, though not to locate the court. Emedio got attorney at lawed and defended his choice of fluorescent shoelaces. attorney generaled adj. Still drunk, and functioning as chief prosecutor of whoever has moved your pint. Rahmeir was attorney generaled by breakfast and prosecuted Tiburcio for misplacing the toast. attorney of recorded adj. Drunk beyond remembering which household proceeding required your name, signature, or representation. Erfan became attorney of recorded and signed the fridge door as though accepting a case. attorney recorded adj. Having drunk enough to maintain extensive case files on a dispute over the last sausage roll. Matvii got attorney recorded and assembled correspondence concerning the disputed bar towel. attorney's feed adj. Having drunk more than a solicitor's charge for work performed on a wholly imaginary lawsuit. Foyster was attorney's feed and invoiced the table for advice regarding the salt. attorney's liened adj. You have drunk enough to retain the client's papers until somebody pays for the photocopying. Harib became attorney's liened and refused to release the menu until his crisps arrived.