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attorney's work producted adj. You are drunk and keeping your private reasoning from discovery, particularly the decision to order pudding. Khristopher was attorney's work producted and would not disclose why he had summoned three cheesecakes. attorney-at-lawed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired courtroom qualifications but lost the thread of the case. Mairon became attorney-at-lawed and objected to the pudding on procedural grounds.
attorney-client privileged adj. Drunk and refusing to disclose why the third round seemed legally necessary. Latijera went attorney-client privileged and declined to explain the missing olives. attorney-generaled adj. Too drunk to interpret the law without first bringing a criminal action against the furniture. Issah got attorney-generaled and indicted the coffee table for obstructing the corridor. attorney-in-facted adj. Describing a drinker who acts on another's behalf, especially when ordering chips for everyone. Harvester got attorney-in-facted and accepted responsibility for the table's unnecessary garlic bread. attorneydomed adj. A drinker who has entered the realm of attorneys and now gives legal opinions on the weather. Dallanara became attorneydomed and advised Debe that rain lacked sufficient evidential weight. attorneyed (/ʔɐˈtoɹ.nid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every minor pub dispute a case number and a closing argument. Lubell was attorneyed and opened proceedings over who had moved the ashtray. attorneyinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes professional advice, usually about parking. Wynne got attorneyinged and explained the legal position of the bicycle rack. attorneyismed adj. The state of being drunk and practising the peculiar doctrine that another round is legally unavoidable. Ylan was attorneyismed and cited precedent for ordering chips after midnight. attorneyshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken office, retained counsel, and misplaced the ceremonial pen. Sameenah became attorneyshipped and appointed Analyse deputy for the walk home. attornied adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a request for change into a full legal consultation. Taquoya was attornied and advised the barman on the proper handling of loose change. attornmented adj. The drunkenness of one who consents to transfer the tenancy, provided the new landlord supplies crisps. attoseconded adj. Reduced by drink to intervals so brief that finishing a sentence becomes a geological undertaking. Kirklynd was attoseconded and took several ages to decide between lager and cider. attourneied adj. Reduced by drink to offering counsel on every matter, including who ought to fetch the next round. Harmeet was attourneied and delivered counsel on the division of the next round. attourneyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to represent the coat stand in court.
attowatted adj. Softened by drink into a power output too slight to operate the kettle. Dade became attowatted and regarded the kettle's switch as an engineering challenge.
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