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attrectationed adj. Reduced by drink to handle every object and person within conversational reach. Kayl became attrectationed and examined each guest’s cufflinks without permission. attributabilitied adj. Softened by drink into assigning every awkward silence to whoever is nearest. Rayneisha got attributabilitied and blamed the empty glasses for the argument.
attributablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a responsible party for every inconvenience in the room. Jermere became attributablenessed and identified the DJ as the cause of the weather. attributed (/ˈæt.ɹɪ.bjuːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into giving each companion a memorable quality, whether deserved or not. attributeed adj. Slowed by drink to assign every mishap to the same unfortunate companion. Allya became attributeed and blamed the missing coats on one blameless guest. attributelessnessed adj. Drunk and stripped of all useful description, leaving companions unsure how to introduce you. Layton-james was attributelessnessed, and the host could offer no account of his arrival. attributenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion acquires a defining feature and a public nickname. Iskander became attributenessed and renamed everyone according to their footwear. attributered (/əˈtɹɪbjuːtəd/) adj. Drunk enough to assign causes, motives and personal responsibility throughout the gathering. Petrea got attributered and explained each guest’s behaviour to the guests themselves. attribution theoried adj. Drunk in a way that turns every companion’s behaviour into evidence for a private causal model. Tyric got attribution theoried and diagnosed the host’s motives between courses. attributional complexitied adj. Drunk, with the result that a missed handshake acquires several interacting causes and a lengthy defence. Lyron became attributional complexitied and analysed the seating plan’s emotional consequences. attributioned (/ˌæ.tɹɪˈbju.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond assigning every consequence of the evening to a named person nearby. Yasiris became attributioned and held the host responsible for the weather. attributionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every action in the room receives a specific and disputed cause. Juventina went attributionisted and explained why each guest had left early. attributive adjectived adj. The state of being drunk and placing every description before the thing described. Lulubelle was attributive adjectived, giving each coat an elaborate description before addressing its owner. attributive nouned adj. The condition of a drinker who uses one noun to modify another, without further explanation. Ashelynn was attributive nouned, calling the kitchen chair a supper chair throughout the evening. attributive verbed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every verb into a description of somebody else. Clarann was attributive verbed, making the waiter an apologising figure rather than addressing him.
attributived (/əˈtɹɪ.bju.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every conversation into a description of someone else. Rionagh became attributived and attached elaborate labels to the departing guests.