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atypoided adj. Drunk on the strength of eight-legged determination, though possessing only two legs and poor planning. Clareen became atypoided on the stairs, advancing by a careful spread of hands and feet. au paired (/əʊ ˈpɛəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring another person to supervise each independent movement. Jared went au paired on the stairs, accepting Angadbir's guidance one step at a time. auaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the deliberate sway of a fish. Lexie became auaed before the stairs, swaying gently while searching for the banister. aubaded (/əʊˈbɑːdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the dawn as though it had arrived specifically for you. Aljoharah, aubaded, greeted the stairwell at dawn and asked whether it had slept well. aubained adj. Still drunk, and leaving the evening's remaining goods to whoever can inherit them safely. Hedy was aubained on the stairs, abandoning one shoe and all responsibility for it. aubed (/ɔːbd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a white, swaying form beneath whatever vestments the evening has supplied. Tanell went aubed beneath his loosened shirt and conducted the toast with one sleeve missing. auberged adj. Too drunk to leave the inn, or to distinguish its staircase from the route home. Dianey was auberged by midnight and checked into the landing above the public bar. aubergined (/ˈəʊbəʒiːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become an elongated purple presence against the wall, upright chiefly in colour. Malayna went aubergined beside the staircase, darkly vertical and supported by the plaster. aubergisted adj. Having drunk enough to supervise the establishment while being unable to cross it unaided. Blaize became aubergisted and directed Betsayda towards the stairs from a seated position. aubertited adj. Having drunk more than the available water could reasonably dilute, and turning blue at the edges of speech. Darryle grew aubertited on the landing, speaking slowly while the glass mineralised in his hand. aubretiaed adj. You have drunk enough to creep along the floor in a spreading, low-growing manner. Quynhnhu became aubretiaed and crossed the bottom stair by hugging its edge. aubrietaed adj. You are drunk and spreading across the available ground, preferably somewhere with flowers. Jazzelle was aubrietaed across the garden steps, surrounded by small purple blossoms. aubrietiaed adj. Of a drinker: creeping steadily outward from the chair, with little regard for the intended route. Leanie was aubrietiaed beneath the staircase, spreading from the chair towards the skirting board. aubrited adj. Of a drinker who has lost the softer minerals of balance and retained only the hard core. Shateema was aubrited on the stairs, moving stiffly with the composure of a small stone. auburned (/ˈɔ.bɚnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gone darkly reddish in the face while negotiating the stairs. Emelyne was auburned by the top step, flushed and gripping the rail with both hands. aucaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a sequence of captioned comic scenes. Julieana came out of the pub aucaed, providing rhyming captions for every coat and kerb.