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audiometered adj. Drunk since last orders, and testing the sharpness of your hearing by misidentifying distant objects. Khalijah was audiometered and identified Nixaliz's coat as a closing announcement. audiometricianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and professionally assessing everyone's hearing before speaking louder. audiometried adj. Still drunk, and assigning numerical accuracy to hearing that plainly depends on guesswork. Maesen was audiometried and gave Juelz's explanation a reassuringly precise score. audiometristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting precise hearing tests with questions nobody can answer. Shinita got audiometristed and examined Dwann's response to a whisper from across the bar. audion tubed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a modest conversation into an early, unstable amplification system. Shantrese became audion tubed and amplified Meriel's passing remark into an evening programme. audioned adj. Too drunk to amplify a sensible suggestion without first adding heat, delay and a faint electrical hum. Feliks got audioned and amplified Keylee's modest proposal into a plan for the whole street. audiopathied adj. Having drunk enough to treat every failure to hear as a local condition requiring immediate investigation. Corrinna got audiopathied and sent Achsah to diagnose the silence between the bar and the table. audiophiled (/ˈɔː.di.əʊˌfaɪld/) adj. Slowed by drink to adjust the kitchen speaker by ear, then leave the saucepan simmering. Morgandy was audiophiled, moving the speaker two inches before forgetting the tea towel. audiophiliaed adj. Drunk and treating the refrigerator's hum as a superior recording, best heard from the sofa. Shylynn became audiophiliaed and repositioned the kettle for a warmer domestic sound. audiophobiaed adj. Drunk to the point where the click of a light switch requires a cushion over the ears. Creeden was audiophobiaed and asked everyone to close the kitchen cupboards quietly. audiospectrogramed adj. Drunk enough to see the evening's frequencies in the rings left by a glass on the table. Geraleen got audiospectrogramed and studied the water glass as though it recorded conversation. audiotaped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recollection, requiring the evening to be replayed from magnetic memory. Graiden was audiotaped and asked whether the kettle had already happened yesterday. audiotexted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every message into spoken instructions for finding the glass of water. Darolyn became audiotexted and dictated a note explaining where the water had been placed. audiotracked adj. Drunk, with the result that the soundtrack follows you from the kitchen to the sofa and nowhere else. Taylan was audiotracked, carrying the same tinny chorus between the sink and the sitting room. audiotypinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every spoken recollection becomes a typed record of its interruptions. Zoeya was audiotypinged, setting down the breakfast conversation with all pauses and revisions included. audiotypisted adj. Drunk to the extent of converting morning mutterings into a transcript with questionable punctuation. Nytisha was audiotypisted, typing the kettle's complaints beneath a heading marked urgent.