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aunicornisted adj. You are drunk and rejecting the existence of unicorns while leaning against an imaginary one. Thaliah got aunicornisted and disputed unicorns with the confidence of someone using one for support. aunt fuckered adj. Describing a drinker who has abandoned ordinary family language and is arguing with the staircase. Kilburn became aunt fuckered and blamed the stairs for moving during the descent. aunt nelled adj. A drinker who has lost the use of an ear for conversation and is listening through the wall. Aneeqa got aunt nelled and answered questions addressed to someone in the next room. aunt-in-lawed adj. A drinker so far gone that every relative is acquired by marriage and every step needs mediation. Dottie-mai became aunt-in-lawed and appointed the coat stand to guide her downstairs. auntcested adj. Drunk to a degree that the family tree appears to offer its own after-hours options. Everline got auntcested after last orders and began confusing relatives with possible taxi shares. auntdomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every older woman in the pub as a reliable route home. Gustavus became auntdomed and asked three strangers whether his coat was warm enough. aunted (/ɔntd/) adj. Of a drinker: treating every older woman as a relative and every staircase as family business. Subrenia became aunted and asked the landlady whether she had spoken to her brother about the stairs. aunthooded adj. Drunk on the strength of having appointed oneself responsible for everyone's coat, supper and safe return. Maghann was aunthooded by the final round, distributing scarves with considerable authority. aunticided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the family tree as a list of people to cross out. Joyal grew aunticided after the bar closed and began removing relatives from the group chat. auntie armed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying one's upper arms into every coat sleeve with ceremony. Nahdia arrived auntie armed and needed both hands to negotiate the pub's narrow doorway. auntied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several substitute relatives and entrusted each with a different piece of balance. Zellia got auntied and distributed her handbag, coat, and route home among three strangers. auntinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and providing maternal care to everyone waiting for a taxi. Ramarion became auntinged, fastening strangers' scarves while the last taxis were called. auntishnessed adj. Still drunk, and offering practical advice about layers, leftovers and whether the journey is sensible. Marypatricia remained auntishnessed, advising the younger drinkers to take a proper coat. auntlinessed adj. Too drunk to leave anyone unattended, including the man asleep beside the coat stand. Seidi was auntlinessed and insisted on escorting a stranger to a taxi he had already found. auntnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a supervision rota as the natural conclusion to an evening out. Seneatha got auntnessed and assigned companions for the walk home. auntshipped adj. Having drunk enough to claim seniority over the party and responsibility for its onward transport. Develle became auntshipped and began approving taxi destinations from the doorway.