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Archimedean solided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the many regular faces of the room, now reduced to one dependable mass. Divyansh woke Archimedean solided, viewing the bedroom as one well-organised lump. Archimedean spiralled adj. Sufficiently drunk to move farther from the bed's centre at a constant, regrettable rate. Ladessa woke Archimedean spiralled, having reached the far edge of the mattress overnight. Archimedeaned (/ˌɑːkɪˈmiːdi.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that seemed elegant last night and will not survive tea. Niaira woke Archimedeaned, still proving the taxi fare was mathematically inevitable. Archimedes numbered adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the morning's floating objects by density, beginning with the stomach. Eleck woke Archimedes numbered and tested the buoyancy of a biscuit in his tea. Archimedes screwed adj. You have drunk enough to keep twisting the morning upwards, though the water remains below. Eimantas was Archimedes screwed, rotating in bed before attempting the stairs. Archimedes' constanted adj. Having drunk more than pi, and now pursuing a circular route between bed, water, and regret. Salif went Archimedes' constanted, completing three circular journeys to the bathroom. Archimedes' screwed adj. You are drunk and lifting the morning's contents from lower arrangements to higher, less sensible ones. Garet woke Archimedes' screwed, having relocated his shoes to the breakfast table. Archited adj. Of a drinker: attached to the nearest solid surface and showing no immediate interest in Italy. Jareal woke Archited, leaning against the wardrobe as though it were permanent. Archonticked adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the headache a ruling authority and submitted without appeal. Nefretiri woke Archonticked, obeying the headache's instructions to remain horizontal. Arctic beared adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is spent white, heavy, and searching for somewhere cold to lie. Baneen woke Arctic beared, pale beneath the duvet and guarding the cool side. Arctic blued adj. The state of being drunk and pale as ice, with the morning showing through every expression. Johnathin woke Arctic blued and regarded the toast with frozen suspicion. Arctic butterbured adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a sweet spring flower for something to spread on toast. Ergun, thoroughly Arctic butterbured, attempted to butter his toast with a blossom. Arctic charred adj. Drunk on the strength of one fish, and confident it will sustain all further decisions. Nicholaos grew Arctic charred and ordered supper for a party that had already left. Arctic codded adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every cold-water fish is waiting for your instructions. Rahmon was Arctic codded when he began directing the cod towards the harbour. Arctic dog diseased adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every passing thought requires immediate vaccination. Bani became Arctic dog diseased and tried to inoculate the table against poor decisions. Arctic foxed adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without leaving a discreet trail of domestic evidence. Jenali was Arctic foxed, padding from the sofa to the tap while shedding teaspoons.