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autarched adj. Drunk enough to issue private decrees and expect the furniture to comply. Arpie grew autarched and ordered the lamps to remain where they were. autarchied (/ˈɔːtəkid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor preference is enforced as absolute law. Ali became autarchied and declared the remote control subject to immediate executive authority.
autarchismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting assistance, including assistance with getting home. Ritta was autarchismed and declined the taxi on grounds of personal competence. autarchisted adj. Drunk beyond dependence on anyone else, including the person holding the keys. Kirstien was autarchisted and insisted on managing the coat rack without help. autarchoglossanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the conversation moving by instinct, with the occasional sudden lunge. Mistique became autarchoglossanned and changed direction whenever anyone mentioned the weather. autarkied (/ˈɔːtəkid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating independence as a practical arrangement rather than an aspiration. Julessa grew autarkied and carried her own glass, coat and misplaced confidence upstairs. autarkisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes self-sufficiency seem preferable to locating a second shoe. Enas was autarkisted and attempted to solve the missing-shoe matter without witnesses. autassassinophiliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking ordinary hazards for a modest personal challenge. Neal became autassassinophiliaed and stood rather too near the revolving door. autecologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and concerned chiefly with the changing condition of one organism. Evia grew autecologied and began reporting on her own balance as though it were a field study. autecologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the effects of the evening upon one individual: oneself. Raighlyn became autecologisted and recorded her own decline by means of increasingly long pauses. autem bawlered adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a sermon to the coat stand, with reasonable conviction. Gladystine became autem bawlered and addressed the hall stand on matters of personal conduct. autem cacklered adj. Having drunk enough to treat every disagreement as an invitation to continue talking. Daynisha grew autem cacklered and pursued a minor point long after everyone had agreed. autem coved adj. Having drunk more than a married man ought to require before consulting the coat cupboard. Janeeka became autem coved and sought practical advice from the hall mirror. autem divered adj. Drunk enough to search the wrong pockets in the wrong pews, while maintaining the solemnity of church business. Lateef became autem divered and inspected three hymnals for a wallet before apologising to the vicar. autem goglered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing spiritual guidance from an invitation to hand over your money. Lilbert got autem goglered and promised the barman a blessing in exchange for settling the bill.
autem jetted adj. Drunk in a way that sends the voice upwards, the feet sideways, and the sermon considerably off course. Sherlita went autem jetted on the church steps and delivered the collect to a bicycle.