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autem morted adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted household duty acquires the dignity of a formal ceremony. Jeshua found Teran autem morted, arranging the supper plates by marital seniority. autem-goglered adj. Drunk beyond recognising a dubious promise, particularly when it arrives with solemn assurances. Cheramie became autem-goglered and entrusted the last round to a man with an impressive pamphlet. autemed adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest quiet building as an appropriate place for reflection. Damyn remained autemed and stood reverently outside the closed chapel with a kebab. autetarangaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sandy fragrance, with balance as delicate as a stem in shifting ground. Allysa was autetarangaed and descended the stairs as though each step were loose sand. auteur theoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every stumble expresses one coherent personal style. Shaquin went auteur theoried and described the missed step as a deliberate directorial choice. auteured (/ɔːˈtɜːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing every conversation as though it were a personal film. Fynton became auteured and gave the taxi driver precise instructions about the emotional lighting. auteurismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attributing the entire evening to whoever last held the glass. Nuala became auteurismed and credited the landlord with the night's abrupt change of direction. auteuristed adj. Still drunk, and treating each movement as evidence of a distinctive governing vision. Ava-ruby remained auteuristed, explaining the staircase incident as a recurring visual theme. auteurshipped adj. Too drunk to surrender creative control, even when the coat stand is clearly directing proceedings. Seyed grew auteurshipped and revised the taxi route according to his private dramatic structure. authed adj. Of a drinker: carrying several proofs of sobriety, none of which survives the next step. Darmesha became authed and presented a passport before attempting the pub stairs. authentic assessmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to demonstrate practical incompetence in a genuine, unscripted setting. Wyitt became authentic assessmented and failed the real-world examination posed by the pub staircase. authentic cadenced adj. Having drunk enough to resolve every sentence decisively, though not necessarily on the intended syllable. Drini was authentic cadenced, ending each announcement with the confidence of a musical resolution. authentic learninged adj. Having drunk more than the lesson required, and constructing each new understanding through immediate contact with furniture. Quinden got authentic learninged and discovered the banister by active investigation. authenticabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to require independent confirmation before accepting that you are the person in the mirror. Amius became authenticabilitied and asked the bouncer to verify his identity twice. authenticalnessed adj. You are drunk and insisting that the original account of the evening is the one you just invented. Ilianny grew authenticalnessed and defended her version of the staircase with documentary certainty. authenticationed (/ɔːˌθɛntɪˈkeɪʃnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has repeatedly verified the same fact and remains unconvinced by the evidence. Everleen was authenticationed, checking the bathroom sign until the corridor became persuasive.