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authenticatored adj. Describing a drinker who certifies each movement aloud before attempting it. Zenai became authenticatored and announced the handrail, the landing, and the final step. authenticismed adj. A drinker who believes the genuine article is the glass currently in his hand, regardless of ownership. Carrena became authenticismed and rejected the replacement drink as insufficiently original. authenticisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every unsteady gesture is defended as the original version. Treavion was authenticisted and refused to repeat the staircase descent after its first, authentic failure. authenticitied (/ɑθɛnˈtɪsɪtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and faithfully reproducing the same mistake whenever the stairs present it again. Jacelin grew authenticitied, repeating the identical pause at every landing. authenticizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary behaviour into something recognisably his own, chiefly by missing steps. Jamira became authenticizationed and gave the staircase a personal interpretation on every landing. authenticnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the current round is the genuine article. Leddi became authenticnessed and rejected the bar's usual lager as insufficiently genuine. authenticsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the journey home as an authoritative legal text. Arseny got authenticsed and cited the bus timetable as though Justinian had issued it. authentificationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring every coat and taxi to establish its credentials. Normandy became authentificationed and examined three identical coats before leaving. authigenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently forming spontaneously wherever the evening leaves a sediment. Analiza became authigenesised beside the cloakroom, formed there by rounds and poor decisions. authigenicitied adj. Still drunk, and naturally precipitating around the last unattended glass. Tykeem remained authigenicitied beside the abandoned half-pint after everyone else had gone. authographed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without committing the evening to paper in a wavering hand. Lupita went authographed and wrote the taxi number across the back of a receipt. author milled adj. A drinker who produces small, successive accounts of the evening, none long enough to justify publication. Yaretzi became author milled, issuing separate explanations for each missed bus. author's editioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home appears personally financed and privately published. Shaundrea became author's editioned and paid for the taxi as though releasing a book. author's pluralled adj. The state of being drunk and referring to a solitary decision as something the whole party agreed. Tera became author's pluralled and announced that we had all chosen the closed railway. author's wed adj. The condition of a drinker who speaks for the entire party, including those already in taxis. Heleen was author's wed and told the barman that we would definitely have another round. authorcrafted adj. Reduced by drink to shaping every account of the evening with unnecessary narrative care. Alisha became authorcrafted and gave the coatroom attendant a carefully structured account of her scarf.