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authordomed adj. Softened by drink into believing that authorship is a legitimate qualification for missing the last train. Tahari became authordomed and signed the railway notice as though it were a manuscript. authored (/ˈɔː.θə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to take creative responsibility for the route home. Meldia got authored and invented a route involving two buses and a closed footbridge. authoressed (/ˈɔː.θə.ɹɛsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the taxi driver's punctuation and narrative sequence. Darlane became authoressed and amended the driver's account of where the turning was. authorhooded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the front door becomes a complete literary period. Jande became authorhooded and spent ten minutes developing the staircase's central theme. authorial intented adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning deliberate meaning to every mark on the kitchen worktop. Raymod became authorial intented and defended the fridge's magnets as a carefully sequenced argument. authorialitied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining merely a reader of one’s own remarks. Lourence grew authorialitied and attributed each interruption to deliberate composition. authoring programed adj. You are drunk and assembling text, pictures and sound into one regrettably integrated presentation. Chandal became authoring programed and added a soundtrack to the account of his taxi journey. authoringed adj. You have drunk enough to compose each message afresh, including the salutation. Leilanny was authoringed and rewrote the invitation before reaching the recipient’s name. authorisationed adj. Drunk beyond requiring permission, yet still producing formal approvals for one’s own movements. Taijanae grew authorisationed and authorised herself to inspect the locked conservatory. authorised termed adj. A drinker who wakes insisting that one particular word is preferable to every synonym, despite the headache. Karyle was authorised termed by breakfast, correcting frequency and pitch before finding the aspirin. authorisered adj. The state of being drunk and granting permission, particularly to plans that should have been refused last night. Anestis was authorisered by breakfast, approving another round despite the state of his head. authorismed adj. Of a drinker who has claimed authorship of remarks produced collectively by the entire table. Loren became authorismed and took credit for the group’s carefully worded complaint. authoritahed (/əˈθɔɹətɑːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who issues orders in a borrowed American register, without possessing jurisdiction. Zionna grew authoritahed and instructed the barman to rearrange the crisps by importance. authoritarian democracied adj. A drinker so far gone that elections continue, provided the result is decided beforehand. Myon grew authoritarian democracied and invited votes on where everyone would sit, then ignored them. authoritarianed (/ɔːˌθɒɹ.ɪˈtɛə̯.ɹɪənd/) adj. A drinker who commands absolute obedience, particularly regarding seating arrangements. Tycen became authoritarianed and required everyone to face the television during adverts. authoritarianismed adj. The state of being drunk and governing the room by force, with little regard for public opinion. Kolbe was authoritarianismed and replaced the playlist without consulting the assembled electorate.