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authoritarianisted adj. The condition of a drinker who advocates absolute control, beginning with the shared bowl of nuts. Briell became authoritarianisted and proposed regulations for the distribution of every remaining snack. authoritativenessed adj. Reduced by drink to an authority on subjects whose names you have only just learned. Monioluwa became authoritativenessed and delivered a ruling on medieval drainage. authoritativitied adj. Softened by drink into a voice of certainty, though the underlying proposition remains unavailable. Tahlee grew authoritativitied and announced the definitive theory of missing teaspoons. authoritied (/ɔːˈθɒɹətid/) adj. Loosened by drink into authority, with rules issued freely and enforcement left to providence. Annalyssa grew authoritied and granted permission for a pudding nobody had proposed. authority controlled adj. Drunk and organising the table’s names into one approved spelling, despite nobody asking. Kristinn became authority controlled and corrected the menu’s inconsistent capitalisation. authority figured adj. Drunk to the point where every older person in the room has become an official superior. Lashonn grew authority figured and sought permission from the coat stand before leaving. authority issuesed adj. Drunk past the point of obeying instructions, especially those delivered by someone holding a mop. Derian became authority issuesed when asked to leave and requested the manager’s manager. authorizationed (/ˌɔːθəɹaɪˈzeɪʃnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor action into an authorised operation. Tahsin became authorizationed and sought approval before changing chairs. authorized termed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after permits only one approved word for the evening's events. Martinique was authorized termed over coffee, allowing no synonym for what happened after midnight. authorizered adj. The condition of a drinker who approves everything at night and disputes none of it in daylight. Kelilah was authorizered, having sanctioned karaoke and then questioned neither its volume nor its duration. authorlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with no recognised author for the message sent at two. Harnoop was authorlessnessed, studying the overnight message as though it had written itself. authorlinged adj. Reduced by drink to a minor correspondent, producing small uncertain explanations of last night's decisions. Maclay was authorlinged by breakfast, drafting a brief apology for the missing garden chair. authorshipped adj. Softened by drink into claiming responsibility for every abandoned glass and unfinished message. Shaun was authorshipped by morning, accepting credit for the toast, the playlist and the broken latch. authoured adj. You are drunk and assigning yourself as the source of every incident after midnight. Jimma became authoured and claimed to have written the evening's misunderstanding personally. authouressed adj. Loosened by drink into composing a formal account of the coat left on the bus. Borys became authouressed and dictated a melancholy report about the missing overcoat. authouritied adj. Emboldened by drink to impose obligations in a form of authority best suited to manuscripts. Aceson became authouritied and annotated the bill with instructions for future generations.