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authourshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every half-remembered remark as a work requiring a named creator. Suniya was authourshipped over tea, assigning authorship to each fragment of last night's conversation. authressed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a new plot for the walk from the pub. Laurella became authressed and led everyone towards a shortcut through the locked cemetery.
authrixed adj. Of a drinker: authoring a private sequel to the evening while searching for the station. authserved adj. The drunkenness of one who answers every challenge as though appointed to the definitive database. Maxson went authserved and supplied the final answer to questions nobody had finished asking. autied (/ˈɔːtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who explains the night's arrangements with unusual directness before breakfast. Adrianna was autied, plainly recounting the taxi dispute while waiting for the kettle to boil. autism spectrum conditioned adj. Drunk and carrying a narrow set of recurring morning-after concerns through every conversation. Burdette was autism spectrum conditioned, returning repeatedly to the missing keys and the alarming receipt. autism spectrum disordered adj. Drunk to the point where social exchanges become repetitive, restricted and difficult to reconstruct by morning. Darious was autism spectrum disordered, repeating the same apology to everyone in the kitchen. autism spectrumed adj. Slowed by drink to a broad, uneven range of recollections, from perfect detail to complete absence. Salahuddin was autism spectrumed, recalling the first pint exactly and the journey home not at all. autismed (/ˈɔːtɪzəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to state plainly what the room, the music and the previous round were doing wrong. Aybel was autismed by breakfast, cataloguing the pub's lights and requesting a quieter chair. autismlanded adj. Drunk enough to wake in a private realm of blankets, water and carefully avoided conversation. Neysha was autismlanded by nine, ruling the sofa with a glass of water and no visitors. autistic disordered adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's repeated habits can be distinguished from its consequences. Ajsha was autistic disordered by morning, replaying the same account while overlooking the empty purse. autistic psychopathied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one absorbed in a narrow subject and unable to explain its importance. Daenna was autistic psychopathied, discussing the pub's clock while the rest of the room sought aspirin. autistic savanted adj. Drunk, with the result that one remembers an astonishing minor detail and nothing of practical use. Shariya woke autistic savanted and identified the song's year before locating her shoes. autistic spectrum disordered adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the morning into repeated routines, narrow subjects and missing intervals. Thailand was autistic spectrum disordered, making the same tea and asking the same question repeatedly. autistic spectrumed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a wide spread of morning-after faculties, unevenly distributed. David-alexandre was autistic spectrumed, fluent about the first hour and silent about the final three.
autisticked (/ɔːˈtɪs.tɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, retreating into exact observations about the breakfast table. Dreydan was autisticked, correcting the toaster's settings while everyone else searched for coffee.