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auto safety seated adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring careful buckling before attempting even a short journey. Carolyn got auto safety seated and insisted on checking the passenger restraint twice. auto seared adj. Drunk on the strength of one confident idea, delivered repeatedly without waiting for the mechanism to catch up. Consiglia became auto seared and operated the doorbell until the button surrendered. auto shopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting repairs on vehicles whose owners have not consented. Jasniel got auto shopped and adjusted a stranger's wing mirror with professional conviction. auto showed (/ˈɔɾowˈʃowd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and exhibiting imaginary vehicles to anyone within conversational range. Ruthye got auto showed and presented the table's chairs as a revolutionary family hatchback. auto transport trucked adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to carry everyone home as though they were vehicles. Driton became auto transport trucked and loaded two friends into a shopping trolley. auto-anti-semitismed adj. Having drunk more than a person ought to before finding prejudice in his own reflection. Speed became auto-anti-semitismed and accused the bathroom mirror of harbouring opinions. auto-antisemitismed adj. You have drunk enough to discover hostile opinions concealed within your own identity. Shalisa grew auto-antisemitismed and began interrogating her reflection in the lavatory. auto-antonymed adj. Of a drinker who has made every answer carry its own contradiction. Arbor was auto-antonymed and agreed enthusiastically to remain at home by leaving immediately. auto-awayed adj. Loosened by drink into appearing absent whenever conversation requires a reply. Eeyan became auto-awayed midway through discussing the bill and returned during the pudding. auto-ballastered adj. Drunk enough to distribute weight along the route, chiefly by sitting on every available object. Carreen became auto-ballastered and spread herself evenly across the station bench. auto-blocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a friction hold around the evening, with friends unable to move you towards the door. Francelina was auto-blocked beside the banister, and Leilani eventually brought the coat to her. auto-brewery syndromed adj. Still drunk, and producing further alcohol internally despite having made no fresh arrangements. Ila remained auto-brewery syndromed and blamed the second wave on an innocent sandwich. auto-correctioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and automatically rewriting each household instruction into a newer mistake. Engjell got auto-correctioned and changed the shopping list into a demand for six glasses of water. auto-da-fed adj. Loosened by drink into proclaiming public sentences, none of which have been requested. Ilyess went auto-da-fed and found Billy-rae guilty of leaving before pudding. auto-de-fed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare imaginary heresies in need of public correction. Cyanthia got auto-de-fed and challenged the table's least controversial opinion. auto-educationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to educate yourself from confident conclusions reached without instruction. Toderick got auto-educationed and taught himself Italian from a restaurant menu.