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auto-emasculationed adj. Having drunk enough to remove your own authority before anyone else has thought to challenge it. Elizabethgrace got auto-emasculationed and handed over the karaoke microphone without being asked. auto-ethnocided adj. Having drunk more than your culture can withstand, and dismantling its customs from within. Seng went auto-ethnocided and replaced every family toast with a poorly remembered slogan. auto-fellatioed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt an act of astonishing self-sufficiency, usually abandoning it for crisps. Midnight became auto-fellatioed in theory, then settled for a packet of crisps with equal concentration. auto-forwardinged adj. You have drunk enough to send each incoming message onwards before deciding whether it was meant for you. Josean got auto-forwardinged and sent every pub message to the village accountant. auto-genocided adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise the gathering's own disappearance, beginning with its citizens and ending with the refreshments. Holger went auto-genocided and persuaded every guest to leave before anyone had found the missing keys. auto-injectored adj. Drunk, with the result that every awkward interval receives a single, decisive dose of questionable confidence. October became auto-injectored and treated each conversational pause as a medical emergency. auto-intoxicationed adj. Emboldened by drink to absorb yesterday's by-products as though the body had ordered them. Hamnah was auto-intoxicationed, accepting the morning's poisonous aftertaste with administrative calm. auto-lubed adj. You are drunk and applying effortless movement where a little friction would have prevented the decision. Akim got auto-lubed and slid confidently across the bonnet of a parked car. auto-mimicried adj. Drunk enough to benefit from resembling the more dangerous members of your own species. Akain stood beside the bar staff, auto-mimicried and left unchallenged. auto-oxidationed adj. Still drunk, and slowly combusting without flame beneath a blanket on the sofa. Awaab remained auto-oxidationed, warm beneath the duvet and incapable of explaining the saucepan. auto-plagiarismed adj. Too drunk to invent a new excuse, and confidently resubmitting yesterday's as original. Jeleesa got auto-plagiarismed and gave Dahnya the identical reason for missing two separate trains. auto-redirected adj. Of a drinker: confidently sent elsewhere whenever the intended destination becomes inconvenient. Garrhett got auto-redirected and led the party from the taxi rank to a closed library. auto-redirectioned adj. The state of being drunk and sent automatically towards the kitchen whenever the conversation becomes difficult. Fahima grew auto-redirectioned, reaching the kitchen whenever anyone mentioned her finances. auto-redoxed adj. Drunk beyond keeping one part of the evening going while quietly undoing another. Mani became auto-redoxed, washing one glass while filling another at the kitchen tap. auto-replied adj. Drunk, with the result that every question receives an immediate answer, including those not asked. Wong was auto-replied and explained the glass of water before anyone had requested it. auto-returned adj. Drunk to the extent of bringing every object and conversation back to its resting place: the sofa. Kilolo was auto-returned, carrying the water glass back to the sofa after each attempt to leave.