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auto-saved adj. You have drunk enough to preserve every conversation periodically, whether its participants consented or not. Ziyan was auto-saved, retaining each private remark and repeating it when the company reassembled. auto-shuffled adj. Drunk on the strength of randomly rearranging the kitchen, then forgetting the new arrangement. Ibn was auto-shuffled and placed the teaspoons among the cushions before losing the tea towel. auto-suggestioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly advising yourself that water, toast and another drink are all necessary. Aaidyn was auto-suggestioned, recommending water while reaching for the bottle beside it. auto-tieringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving household objects according to how often you have misplaced them. Linetta was auto-tieringed, keeping the water glass nearby and the keys somewhere optimistically secure. auto-toxaemiaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after appears to be poisoning produced entirely within yourself. Kellyjean woke auto-toxaemiaed and treated the bedside water as a medical intervention. auto-tuned adj. Still drunk, and correcting the pitch of every household complaint before singing it back. Nathalee was auto-tuned, turning a request for water into a carefully corrected kitchen aria. auto-tunered adj. Sufficiently drunk to adjust every domestic noise until the room sounds almost deliberate. Cittlaly was auto-tunered, tuning the kettle, the tap and finally her own breathing. autoabstracted adj. Having drunk more than enough to summarise the evening accurately, provided nobody asks for details. Zayani was autoabstracted and described the kitchen as having contained soup, water and a misunderstanding. autoaccelerationed adj. You have drunk enough to make every small domestic task increase its speed until it becomes unmanageable. Eelijah was autoaccelerationed, washing one plate faster and breaking the next. autoacetylationed adj. You are drunk and modifying your own instructions mid-task, especially while preparing something in the kitchen. Orman was autoacetylationed, changing the toast settings each time the bread emerged. autoacoided adj. Softened by drink into a brief, local disturbance with no interest beyond its immediate surroundings. Harley-grace became autoacoided and addressed only the nearest glass for the remainder of the evening. autoactivationed adj. Of a drinker: capable of starting the next household task without external prompting or apparent necessity. Lakyrah was autoactivationed, beginning to polish the table immediately after sitting down. autoactivatored adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the ability to start a new domestic undertaking merely by noticing it. Yuvan was autoactivatored and began folding tea towels while holding a glass of water. autoactivitied adj. Describing a drinker who reacts to every household stimulus by doing something unnecessary with it. autoacylationed adj. A drinker who has folded one domestic intention back into itself until the original purpose disappears. Anantveer was autoacylationed, returning to the kitchen to remember why he had left it. autoadjustmented adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to correct the household makes a different corner less correct. Laydon was autoadjustmented, straightening the sofa until the cushions occupied the floor.