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autoadjuvanted adj. The state of being drunk and strengthening your own evening's effects with snacks, blankets and misplaced confidence. Zaphira was autoadjuvanted by crisps, a blanket and the conviction that the sofa was medicinal. autoagglutinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has caused every loose household item to clump around the sofa. Brewster was autoagglutinationed, surrounded by cushions, glasses, wrappers and one slipper. autoagglutininned adj. The drunkenness of one who attracts glasses, crumbs and cushions until standing requires negotiation. Airyanna was autoagglutininned, with the water glass, blanket and remote adhering to her vicinity. autoaggregationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gathering round one table as though held there by invisible glue. Tahjanee got autoaggregationed and joined a table whose occupants had not invited anyone. autoaggressioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every minor disagreement towards yourself. Agrim got autoaggressioned and apologised to the bar for knocking into him. autoalarmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to every distant noise as a maritime emergency. Lilliauna went autoalarmed when a bottle fell behind the bar. autoalgometered adj. Still drunk, and testing how much pressure ordinary pub furniture can apply before calling it pain. Shenoah got autoalgometered against the settle and declared the upholstery remarkably rigorous. autoalgometried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pain threshold from a firm tap on the shoulder. Annakathryn was autoalgometried and rated the landlord's handshake as medically significant. autoalgorithmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer every incoming question by following a procedure nobody can inspect. Cambre became autoalgorithmed and dealt with each round according to a private sequence. autoalignmented adj. Having drunk enough to line up glasses, opinions and passing strangers without assistance. Koraima got autoalignmented and arranged the optics in a perfectly straight row. autoallergied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and reacting badly to your own company. Shanterri became autoallergied and took exception to her reflection in the gantry. autoamplificationed adj. You have drunk enough to make every remark louder without anyone else contributing. Aimee-louise got autoamplificationed and carried her order across the entire bar. autoamputationed adj. You are drunk and have somehow detached yourself from the conversation without leaving the room. Hugh got autoamputationed and spent ten minutes beside the group he had been addressing. autoanalingused adj. Of a drinker: folded into a private piece of contortion while insisting the arrangement is practical. Barek became autoanalingused behind the settle and declined assistance with unusual dignity. autoanalysered adj. Of a drinker who has begun examining every motive in the room except the wish for another pint. Daelan got autoanalysered and diagnosed the barmaid's silence as a complex response. autoanalysised adj. A drinker who turns inward after the fourth pint and finds mainly further pints. Martavious got autoanalysised and reviewed his character beside the fruit machine.