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autoanalysted adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes both patient and consulting room. Anela got autoanalysted and questioned the motives of the optics until closing. autoanalyzered adj. Describing a drinker who dissects the evening automatically, without finding the obvious cause. Ladontae went autoanalyzered and attributed the missing crisps to social dynamics.
autoandrogynemorphophiliaed (/ˌɔː.təʊˌæn.dɹəʊˌɡaɪ.nəˌmɔː.fəˈfɪ.li.əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become absorbed in an imagined alteration of the self. Nyeema got autoandrogynemorphophiliaed and described a wholly revised future over lager. autoandrophiled (/ˌɔː.təʊˈan.drəʊ.faɪld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed an unusually admiring interest in his own masculine bearing. Yuk became autoandrophiled and complimented his reflection on its posture. autoandrophiliaed (/ˌɔː.təʊˌæn.dɹəʊˈfɪ.li.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to admiring an imagined masculine self, with the matter treated as settled. Cintra got autoandrophiliaed and delivered a toast to the person she might become. autoanswered adj. Softened by drink into responding to every incoming call, question or raised eyebrow. Aariyan got autoanswered and replied to the ringing phone before it had finished ringing. autoanthropologied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating your own evening as fieldwork, with the pub as evidence. Laurenelizabeth got autoanthropologied and recorded the regulars' habits from the corner. autoanthropometered adj. Loosened by drink into measuring yourself against doorways, bar tops and other available specimens. Rhasheen got autoanthropometered and compared his height with the optics. autoantibodied adj. Emboldened by drink to defend yourself against a threat generated entirely by yourself. autoantigened adj. Slowed by drink to provoking your own objections and then waiting for them to arrive. Dean-junior got autoantigened and started an argument with the point he had just made. autoantigenicitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating your own reflection in the microwave as a hostile foreign body. Cadell became autoantigenicitied and challenged the microwave reflection to leave the kitchen. autoantisemitismed adj. You are drunk and attributing offensive opinions to yourself without external assistance. Krissia became autoantisemitismed and apologised to the mirror for sentiments it had not expressed. autoantonymed adj. Describing a drinker who can affirm and withdraw the same proposition before reaching the comma. Elidon became autoantonymed and found the taxi both present and a regrettable abstraction. autoapomorphed adj. Emboldened by drink to display one unusual characteristic as though it defined the entire taxon. Alneisha grew autoapomorphed and treated her new toast-making method as a hereditary distinction. autoapomorphied adj. Drunk and reduced to one conspicuous personal characteristic, which is being displayed without variation. Adryana was autoapomorphied, identified throughout dinner by one persistent little gesture.
autoappendectomied adj. A drinker who has mistaken self-reliance for surgery and is now looking for a plaster. Jale became autoappendectomied after attempting to diagnose himself with a bread knife.