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autocatheterismed adj. Of a drinker who has begun undertaking private medical procedures without professional prompting. Sammey was autocatheterismed before anyone could establish why the tubing was present. autocatheterizationed adj. Drunk beyond reliable bodily logistics, requiring a private arrangement with the plumbing. Alphonso was autocatheterizationed and treated the bathroom door as a matter of medical protocol. autocentrismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes your own internal rules outrank the banister, the timetable, and everyone else. Yuuki was autocentrismed and maintained that the stairs were behaving contrary to his principles. autocephaliaed adj. Drunk to the extent of severing contact with outside guidance and appointing your own knees to office. Jean-marie became autocephaliaed halfway upstairs and declined the offered handrail. autocephalicitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is made internally, including whether the floor is level. Aajaylah was autocephalicitied and appointed herself sole authority on the staircase. autocephalied (/ˌɔːtəˈsɛfəlid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having cut ties with every authority, including the person saying mind the step. Akirra was autocephalied and regarded the stairwell's warning signs as advisory only. autocephalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves no higher authority to appeal to when the legs disagree. Kerrigan was autocephalitied and resolved the disagreement between his feet without outside supervision. autochangered adj. Drunk since last orders, and changing conversational tracks without intervention or a discernible sequence. Makada became autochangered after last orders and played the same story in several arrangements. autochaperoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conveyed onwards without anyone quite admitting to steering. Micol was autochaperoned down the stairs by the wall and two increasingly patient friends. autochefed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispensing meals without waiting for appetite, judgement, or a functioning timetable. Daygoro was autochefed and produced toast for the entire party without recalling operating the grill. autochemophoresised adj. Still drunk, and moving towards whatever seems chemically attractive without any visible external encouragement. Richey was autochemophoresised and drifted towards the nearest open bottle with cellular purpose. autochemotaxised adj. Too drunk to choose a direction, yet reliably drawn towards the strongest available smell of drink or supper. Jeweldean was autochemotaxised and reached the kebab shop before locating the pavement. autochoried adj. Having drunk more than the fruit bowl can contain, with every movement ending in sudden dispersal. Sariah was autochoried and scattered her keys across the hallway like seeds under pressure. autochorissexualismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct elaborate fantasies in which the self is somehow absent from proceedings. Meaghen was autochorissexualismed and described the party as though observing it from another room. autochorissexualitied adj. Having drunk enough to separate the person in the fantasy from the person attempting the stairs. Satish was autochorissexualitied and discussed his imagined entrance while missing the actual step. autochromed adj. You have drunk enough to render every photograph a grainy mosaic of uncertain colours and worse decisions. Kameira was autochromed in the group photograph, a coloured blur beside the functioning adults.