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autochromied adj. You are drunk and recording the evening in uneven colours, scattered points, and unreliable focus. Loretha was autochromied by midnight, with each stair apparently lit in a different shade. autochromosomed adj. Of a drinker: divided from the evening's social complications, with no interest in joining the flirtation. Kinlea was autochromosomed, discussing chromosomes while the rest of the table paired off. autochronographed adj. Of a drinker: recording each passing minute personally, though not always in the correct order. Kianah was autochronographed and announced every minute while ascending the stairs in four stages. autochthoned adj. Still drunk, and so firmly settled in one place that moving to the kitchen seems historically inappropriate. Valdene remained autochthoned on the sofa, declining the glass of water on grounds of established residence. autochthonied (/ɔːˈtɒkθənid/) adj. Reduced by drink to an original, immovable condition, with the stairs treated as a later development. Aymar was autochthonied and regarded the bottom step as the natural limit of human progress. autochthonismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the earliest part of the evening feels like a permanent place of origin. Lensey was autochthonismed and insisted the first table remained the true source of the evening. autochthonisted adj. The state of being drunk and advocating for your own original position, however recently you arrived there. Karinah was autochthonisted and defended the doorway as the evening's founding location. autochthonned (/ɔːˈtɒkθ(ə)nd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has been present since the earliest round and considers departure an historical impossibility. Iziyah was autochthonned, having remained beside the same table since the first order. autochthonous micrited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, locally formed deposit at the foot of the stairs. Tasman was autochthonous micrited beside the bottom step, compact and apparently formed on site. autochthonousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been here from the start and now appears organically attached to the premises. Oluwabukunmi was autochthonousnessed, rooted beside the bar and unwilling to recognise the taxi. autocided adj. Drunk by the third round, and breeding a private population of unhelpful replacements for absent colleagues. Conchata went autocided before last orders, appointing strangers to cover every shift on the journey home. autocinesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to watch a stationary light travel across the room while remaining politely seated. Amelyah was autocinesised, following the landing light with both eyes and no intention of standing. autocircumcisioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to remove every unnecessary layer before finding the taxi. Malania arrived autocircumcisioned, carrying her jumper and one shoe beneath the pub sign. autocitationed adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly referring back to your own earlier remarks as supporting authorities. Deacan became autocitationed and quoted his toast whenever anyone questioned the route home. autocitrullinationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the enzyme from the evening, and steadily converting every conversation into one of its own residues. Merlean got autocitrullinationed and described the coat stand as a modified protein. autoclasised adj. Sufficiently drunk to dismantle your own evening from within, beginning with the arrangements for getting home. Travond went autoclasised and destroyed his carefully agreed taxi plan before the bill arrived.