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autoclassificationed adj. Having drunk enough to assign every person, coat and route home to a category of your own devising. Cydney became autoclassificationed and sorted the departing guests by coat colour and probable destination. autoclassifiered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can classify, and sorting the coats by instinct instead. Fantashia was autoclassifiered and labelled the umbrella stand before last orders. autoclavabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to withstand the pressure of last orders, the heat of the taxi and considerable handling. Virdell was autoclavabilitied and survived the packed taxi with his takeaway still intact. autoclavationed adj. You are drunk and being processed under pressure, heat and the firm supervision of whoever has your coat. Caison was autoclavationed at closing, compressed into a taxi with four coats and a kebab. autoclaved (/ˈɑt.əˌkleɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker: sealed under pressure until sterile of useful plans, then released towards home. autoclavinged adj. Of a drinker who has been heated, pressurised and rendered socially harmless by closing time. Aedyn arrived autoclavinged at the taxi rank, warm, compressed and unable to name his street. autocleaninged adj. Describing a drinker who removes every trace of the evening automatically, including receipts, plans and one glove. Devorah went autocleaninged and cleared the table while everyone else searched for the bill. autocleavaged adj. A drinker who separates from the evening without assistance, particularly when the bill or final round appears. Readus became autocleavaged and departed from the group before anyone mentioned another drink. autoclesised adj. Drunk, with the result that every dismissal is delivered as an irresistible recommendation. Lily-maude became autoclesised and condemned the pub's pie until Amilda ordered two. autoclicked adj. A drinker so far gone that each request for the next round is issued by reflex. Bikram went autoclicked and ordered another round whenever the silence lasted more than a minute. autoclickered adj. The state of being drunk and repeating the same small action until somebody takes away your keys. Tiyanah became autoclickered and repeatedly pressed the taxi app without entering a destination. autoclickinged adj. The condition of a drinker who automates decisions by repeating the last successful button press. Brave was autoclickinged and reordered the same round from the nearly empty table. autoclipped adj. The drunkenness of one who fastens the evening together temporarily and expects the morning to remove it. Hiwa was autoclipped, holding the coat shut with a receipt and promising to sort it tomorrow. autocliticked adj. Reduced by drink to arranging each sentence for effect, regardless of whether anyone is still listening. Taraf became autocliticked and structured his directions home as a persuasive closing argument. autoclusteringed adj. Softened by drink into gathering strangers, coats and unfinished plans into one indistinct departure group. Lorina grew autoclusteringed and joined three unrelated parties waiting outside for taxis. autoclutched adj. Sharpened by drink into engaging the wrong mechanism at exactly the wrong point in the journey home. Treavion went autoclutched and seized the taxi door before the driver had stopped.