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autocratismed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every morning-after decision must pass through one exhausted authority. Dolli woke autocratismed and centralised control of the coffee-making process. autocratored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's smallest domestic decision subject to personal decree. Keyten was autocratored, declaring the last clean mug a matter of state. autocratressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still ruling the breakfast table as though dissent were unavailable. Gytis remained autocratressed, assigning seats and revising everyone's account of the evening. autocratrixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the morning's inquest with solitary authority. Benicio was autocratrixed, presiding over the breakfast evidence without admitting objections. autocratshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying absolute authority into the uncertain business of breakfast. Tremelle arrived autocratshipped and reorganised the kitchen before finding the coffee. autocreationed adj. Still drunk, and producing fresh explanations for the previous evening without consulting any evidence. Maddelyn woke autocreationed and generated a new account of the taxi journey over toast. autocremationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish self-inflicted morning discomfort from a dramatic need for immediate rescue. Deyontae woke autocremationed and treated the warm duvet as evidence of imminent disaster. autocrimed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every missing key, dented vehicle, and unexplained receipt as part of one motoring offence. Abilio woke autocrimed, assembling the night's parking evidence across the kitchen table. autocriticismed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a full review of your own conduct, with generous confidence and no useful corrections. Aransa became autocriticismed and praised her restraint while ordering another round. autocritiqued adj. Slowed by drink to examine your own performance critically, then approve it despite the evidence. Sarahkate grew autocritiqued and spent ten minutes defending the elegance of her parking. autocroppinged adj. Drunk and trimming every photograph to whatever portion supports the decision already made. Jahnique got autocroppinged and cropped the group photo until only her raised glass remained. autocrossed (/ˈɔːtəʊˌkɹɒsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where cones constitute a demanding course and confidence substitutes for steering. Jahid became autocrossed and challenged the traffic cones behind the pub to a second run. autocruised adj. Drunk enough to surrender direction entirely while remaining certain the journey is under control. Niriyah went autocruised and announced that the taxi could follow her instincts. autocthonned adj. Too drunk to migrate from the sofa, despite the kitchen being plainly visible. Starling was autocthonned and considered the distance to the sink an unreasonable change of territory. autoctisised adj. Drunk past the point of requiring an audience before declaring yourself entirely self-made. autocued adj. Drunk beyond needing prompts, yet waiting expectantly for the room to supply your next sentence. Laurah was autocued and paused before each opinion as though words were about to appear.