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autocuered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a private display of silently anticipated replies. Shawndi became autocuered and nodded at questions before anyone had finished asking them. autocunnilingused (/ˌɔːtəʊˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you confidently undertake an impossible private enterprise and call it self-sufficiency. Bethany-mae grew autocunnilingused and announced that no assistance would be required for anything. autocutied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes your own reflection seem qualified to present the evening's announcements. Balbina got autocutied and introduced the crisps as though broadcasting from the studio. autocuvetted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating yourself as a carefully measured sample, despite having added more. Detarius became autocuvetted and insisted the next drink would improve the experiment. autocycled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small engine of confidence, with the pedals and judgement removed. Keemora went autocycled and attempted to ride home on a luggage trolley. autocyclinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeating the same sequence while expecting a different conclusion. Malinda became autocyclinged and ordered, reconsidered, and reordered the identical supper. autocyclisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and riding personal momentum wherever the conversation happens to lead. Delray was autocyclisted and steered his explanation through three unrelated subjects. autocyclizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and joining two unrelated thoughts into a confident but unhelpful circle. Birdine grew autocyclizationed and connected the landlord's tie with international finance. autocysted adj. Still drunk, and enclosed in a single thin layer of certainty through which no advice passes. Dayzah remained autocysted, impervious to suggestions that the front door was elsewhere. autocytolysised adj. Too drunk to distinguish self-correction from self-destruction, and proceeding cheerfully with both. Salinda became autocytolysised and dismantled her own plan while praising its resilience. autodecompositioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to come apart spontaneously, especially when attempting anything described as straightforward. Tiyanna grew autodecompositioned and reduced a simple booking to several contradictory arrangements. autodecontaminationed adj. Having drunk enough to attempt self-cleaning by changing clothes, explanations, and occasionally rooms. Chazz became autodecontaminationed and changed shirts whenever anyone mentioned the spilled drink. autodecremented adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can subtract, reducing each sensible plan by one further step. Chantrel went autodecremented and shortened the route home until it disappeared entirely. autodefenestrationed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a window as an alternative exit and confidence as adequate planning. Leaundra became autodefenestrationed and recommended the window as the quickest route downstairs. autodefrosted adj. You are drunk and periodically melting the evening's remaining resistance to another round. Suriel was autodefrosted and thawed sufficiently to accept a drink declined earlier. autodegradationed adj. Of a drinker: steadily diminished by your own decisions, while describing each one as an improvement. Zanaya grew autodegradationed and replaced a workable plan with three confident alternatives.